#emo hamlet

i proudly present: all the scenes of hamlet and their equivalent fall out boy songs (alternate title: what i did last night when i was putting off writing my government essay). this was very challenging because some hamlet scenes are Very Long and complex while others take barely any time at all, but whatever. if you have questions as to why i put a song where i did or have a better suggestion for one, feel free to ask/tell me!

without further ado, the list:

a1 s1 (the guards and horatio see the ghost)- (coffee's for closers) a1s2 (claudius talks, hamlet is sad, horatio tells hamlet about the ghost)- pavlove a1s3 (polonius talks at ophelia and laertes for a long time)- she's my winona a1s4 (hamlet, horatio and marcellus see the ghost)- west coast smoker a1s5 (the ghost talks to hamlet)- homesick at space camp a2s1 (polonius is bad at fathering)- snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers a2s2 (hamlet talks a lot)- 27 a3s1 (the nunnery scene)- novocaine a3s2 (the play scene)- dance dance a3s3 (hamlet sees claudius praying)- my songs know what you did in the dark (light em up) a3s4 (the closet scene)- tiffany blews a4s1 (gertrude tells claudius that hamlet killed polonius)- grand theft autumn/where is your boy a4s2 (r&g find hamlet)- i don't care a4s3 (claudius knows that hamlet knows about the murder)- you're crashing, but you're no wave a4s4 ('my thoughts be bloody')- the phoenix a4s5- (ophelia sings, laertes comes back)- i've got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers a4s6- (horatio gets hamlet's letter)- favorite record a4s7- (claudius manipulates laertes)- this ain't a scene, it's an arms race a5s1- (the graveyard scene)- the kids aren't alright a5s2- (the final fencing match)- centuries