#emma bean

Hey! By the way, I have kittens now! I don't think I ever told y'all about them!

Here [above] we have the runt, the tiny tyrant: Tiger Lily.

She has a bit of an attitude problem and cries if you catch her doing something she's not supposed to, but she is good bean. She would be better bean if she did not try to lick the inside of my nostrils every morning.

Above we have Mr. Scruffles, the litter bug, on our left, and the stinky wire wrangler, Eugene, on our right. Mr. Scruffles is a crackhead, but he gives the best cuddles, and he is a lorg, soff boi.

Eugene is a crackhead as well, but she is very stinky and routinely needs to be checked for new sources of stink. She also has a nose-licking problem, an addiction to chasing brooms, and a strong dislike of having her paws and butt cleaned. She is, however, exceptionally stinky, so we must clean her anyways. Only Mr. Scruffles and Tiger are my cats, but Eugene spends so much time with me now that I consider her lowkey one of my own.

Onto the photo bombing!

They're growing very fast, so it's about time I bring them to the vet for their shots and chips and whatnot - they are all exceptional escape artists. So when I finally save up enough to bring them, I may update this post again with their "Official Citizens" pictures.

Oh but of course her majesty the Emma Bean is still living with my sister. However, my grandmother recently agreed with her "no diet" decree, and now she is round.

This picture is from a week ago. My precious doggo dislocated her hips yesterday. We are doing the best we can to keep her medicated from the pain and see what to do next with the vet. I'm super anxious and worried. This bean is our family's sunshine. And I know how much it hurts to dislocate shit.

She does better if someone's petting her and speaking in a calm voice. So for a while tonight she heard me talk about hockey.

Safer in here

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i have no inspiration

so i’m sorry if this is shit

BUT

let’s do a domestic lazy day with our boy Peter

so let’s say peter snuck in your window at night after his spidey adventures

poor bb all tired and sore

so he just quickly gets ready for bed and flops down in bed with you

he gives you a little kiss on your forehead and wraps his arms around you

and then just passes out

waking up the next day at like 11

bed sheets all messed up

legs tangled together and staying warm off of each other’s body heat

peter’s just looking at you with nothing but love in his eyes

like it’s so precious i could vomit

i won’t like but

moving on

finally pulling yourselves out of bed after peter attacked your face with kisses

showering together BUT IT’S NOT DIRTY OKAY

it’s just very sweet like washing each others hair and singing along to songs terribly while trying not to get soap in your eyes

doing some self care with face masks

using one of those bubble masks and laughing at how inflated y’alls faces look

breakfast!!

there’s a donut shop like right now the street so peter runs down to grab all your favorites

he brings back the donuts and a bouquet of your favorite flowers

“they just looked so pretty like you, I had to get them!”

peter gets back in his pj’s and y’all sit on the couch and eat while watching cartoons

like fucking adults

cuddling together and watching star wars

because peter pulls his pouty face and come on you can’t say no to that

peter’s head is in your lap and you’re running your hands through his hair

that’s the american dream y’all

THE

AMERICAN

D R E A M

anyways

he gets all sleepy again but he’s trying to stay awake because he wants to spend time with you

but he’s so tired so you kiss him and tell him that he can sleep if he needs it

and he tries to stay awake but is so relaxed that he falls asleep

you move his head off your lap and carefully move so you’re laying down next to him

you just take a bit to admire his face and all his features

he always looks so perky and bright and constantly moving when he’s awake and talking

so to see him to relaxed and at peace is beautiful

you probably took a couple pictures because come on this boy is so fuckin cute

anyways pt 2

when he wakes again it’s around dinner time so he orders a pizza for y’all

and he lets you pick the movie

it’s a disney movie

whichever one is your favorite!

so you get back on the couch and eat and just talk about nonsense

if peter had any interesting spidey stories he’d share them

you’d tell him about work and any gossip

we love a tea spilling couple

when it’s finally time for bed peter just picks you up while you try to protest through your laughter

“peter is this really necessary?”

“absolutely! my precious angel doesn’t need to walk!”

you just smile and shake your head

prolly having a cute lil lazy makeout sesh

it’s mainly peter telling you how much he loves you

and saying it back obvi

because WOW y’all are so in love it hurts my heart

wearing peter’s shirt to bed because it makes his face light up like the freaking SUN when he sees you in it

peter pulls you in SO CLOSE when you cuddle like i don’t know who’s body is who’s

random light kisses everywhere

finally fall asleep together

The Emma Bean looking at my sister:

The Emma Bean looking at me: