danny + el / maggie + ray for the ships meme thingy
lady n tramp babs
Who said “I love you” first: danny probably said it Accidentally and was like ? damn we’re just going to go with it now ig i love you
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: i think ? they would each have a pic of them together as their phone background
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: danny’s fingers are way too chunky for this kind of Artistic Expression ( and his spelling is tragic, honestly ) so definitely el
Who buys the other cheesy gifts: um eloise ‘queen of cheesy gifts’ st clair
Who initiated the first kiss: danny is an entire Whimp of a man who would much rather sit and stare at el like the potato he is than initiate shit
Who kisses the other awake in the morning: honestly ? danny wouldn’t want to wake the sleeping beauty so whenever el is up earlier than him, she’s definitely the one to wake him with kisses
Who starts tickle fights: danny is far too Old to be starting childish games el
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: el. and the answer ? a yes always
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: bc danny works in the evening/at night, it would be difficult to take him lunch. he also has so much time in the day to spare that he can surprise his girl w lunch
Who was nervous and shy on the first date: danny ‘grown man‘ mullen
Who kills/takes out the spiders: danny, quite reluctantly
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: oo bitch both of these lameos. they turn it into a competition
arrest me, officer
Who said “I love you” first: ?? this is hard but maybe ray ? why are my boys so Soft
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: we have already established this and ray has a pic of maggie in his police hat as his phone background
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: ray’s notes would be like, ‘who lookin fine today ? u lookin fine today‘ but by the time el goes into the bathroom, it’s already disappeared, meaning he gets into a habit of writing them and then taking a pic to Prove it was done. i also think if either of them write anything on the mirror, the other answers underneath
Who buys the other cheesy gifts: ray thinks he’s a damn comedian so any gift he buys has an ulterior motive TRUST
Who initiated the first kiss: ray probably initiated it by daring maggie to. ‘i know u wanna kiss me so :/ might as well just :/ get it over with‘. but technically it would be maggie.
Who kisses the other awake in the morning: you really think ray can get up in the morning without the aid of his human alarm clock ? unlikely
Who starts tickle fights: ray does and they turn into an all tickle war gdi
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: ray doesn’t even need to ask bc he gives a Look and maggie knows what he’s asking
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: considering before they were even together, ray probably complained that she was bringing her dad food but not him, i think most definitely maggie
Who was nervous and shy on the first date: ray probably had no nerves prior to his mother getting involved, making sure her Handsome Boy is just that. he leaves his house a rack of nerves and has to put on a kanye west song to Prepare himself
Who kills/takes out the spiders: i hope maggie does bc otherwise they’ll be a house full of spiders
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: ray doesn’t often drink so he happily sits back and watches his drunk gf tell him how Beautiful he is
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luv u !! / [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. (crime au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? (rk au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. (fr au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? (normal verse) [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me (pjo au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t need to lie to me. (fd au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? (normal verse) [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? (exes au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow (fwb au)
these kids are RIDICULOUS
[ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. (crime au)
[alex]: babe?[alex]: ...are those sirens i can hear? [alex]: need any backup?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? (rk au)
[alex]: pfft no[alex]: ....do you like me?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. (fr au)
[AS]: alright then. what do you expect me to say?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? (normal verse)
[alex]: i am VERY DRunk and v lost and iKD where i am[alex]: han cmoe find me[alex]: im srry for yrelling at u pls come save me from this SPID E R[alex]: SPIDERS EVERUWHERE [alex / incoming call]
[ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me (pjo au)
[alex]: luke just stepped in pegasus shit and i promise i had nothing to do with it?[alex]: oh you meant sexy dirty talk?[alex]: there’s nothing hotter than watching you beat people in battle training?[alex]: that first text really ruined the vibe, didn’t it?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t need to lie to me. (fd au)
[alex]: sorry[alex]: that’s a first, isn’t it? me saying sorry to you? blimey we might as well be a real couple
[ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? (normal verse)
[alex / unsent]: more than anything[alex]: you know what the answer is
[ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? (exes au)
[alex]: yeah, of course! [alex]: that’s not weird, is it?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow (fwb au)
[alex]: is this a sexy stay the night or you want to watch blue planet and fall asleep in my bed and steal all my blankets stay the night[alex]: i mean we could do both?
part deux! / [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? (rk au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? (fwb au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you (rr au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. (pjo au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. (normal verse) [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow? (fr au)
these kids r terrible
[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? (rk au)
[AS]: if i am, are you into it?[AS]: i’m at some boring dinner and wish i was there with you
[ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? (fwb au)
[AS]: bc you don’t wanna talk about what i want to talk about han
[ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you (rr au)
[AS / read][AS]: anything else?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. (pjo au)
[AS]: my body is ready 😉
[ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. (normal verse)
[AS]: sorry i don’t act like you want me to act when you flirt with me and then you make me feel things for you
[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow? (fr au)
[AS]: well, i kinda have to? there’s gonna be other people from our schools there[AS]: leave early and i can drive you home? with a pit stop on the way home?
[clears throat]: [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? (normal verse) [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ (fwb au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow (normal verse) [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? (gang au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. (fd au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? (rk au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? (normal verse) [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? (fd au) [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? (fr au) [ 📲 • sms
i live for the pain
[ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? (normal verse)
[AS]: well, you said we weren’t friends. i assumed that meant you didn’t want me to text you?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ (fwb au)
[AS]: everyone is going to eliza’s basketball game? [AS]: come over we can study for french[AS]: and i can give you that head i was gonna give you yesterday?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow (normal verse)
[AS]: oh for sure, it means you can actually stay at the party past 10pm[AS]: i mean luke-y won’t mind right? or are we not telling him
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? (gang au)
[AS / four hours later]: i’m okay[AS]: they had a sudden job[AS]:....can i come over?
[ 📲 • sms ] —— k. (fd au)
[AS / read][AS]: cool story babe.
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? (rk au)
[AS]: what’s wrong with me? what’s wrong with you?[AS]: meet me in ten minutes[AS]: unless that pretty bartender of yours is keeping you busy
[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? (normal verse)
[AS]: no...it’s just....[AS]: you can’t expect me to hang out with you when luke is there
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? (fd au)
[AS]: your behaviour bowden[AS]: you’ve been a bad girlfriend
[ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? (fr au)
[AS]: on the record: pfffft no[AS]: off the record: yeah….do you like me?
[AS]: i know i probably (definitely) don’t deserve a second chance, but there’s something about you i just can’t get out of my system, hannah.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[AS]: omw to steal ur girl which is my girl which is U
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[AS]: HEeeEY BbaY, OH AH, I WaaAANNNNAAA KNOOOOOOOW iF Yuo’LL BE MY GIRLLll
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. (every text alex sends is a suggestive text tbh)
[AS]: now you’ve quit celibacy club, would you be interested in joining my new club? meetings are held in my bedroom whenever you want xxx
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[AS at 2:42am]: baaaabe i have a thing to tell you[AS at 2:42am]: i thnik i love you[AS at 2:42am]: wait fuck i Shouldn’t sent thAT[AS at 2:42am]: i totally DON’T love you
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[AS]: i’m not some toy for you to play with when you’re bored, hannah
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[AS]: hannah answer your phone[AS]: hannah? [Missed Call from Alex Sampson][MIssed Call from Alex Sampson]
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[AS]: so....are you wearing anything under that dress babe?
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[AS]: tom u need to help me!!! what the fuck do u even get someone as an anniversary present?? do u even get someone a six month present???? i’m just amazed she put up with me for six months, should we celebrate that??? [AS]: fuck lmao hey babe that wasn’t meant to go to you[AS]: thanks for putting up with me though
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[AS]: you’re the only person i’ve ever felt anything like this for before, and of course you’re the only person who doesn’t want me. figures.
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will’s feelings for maddie went from friendship to crush in his fourth year (??), when she came to the dickinson house for dinner to hang out with arthur. he blames her infectious smile that made him forget what he went into the library to get, but it was their conversation about the technicalities of some weird niche defence spell that made me go all heart eyes
will has sat through only one quidditch game in his entire life, and that was purely because he wanted to cheer maddie on. even if he brought his charms homework because he got bored within the first five minutes, he looked up every time the commentator mentioned her name.
will anonymously sent maddie a massive package of sweets and stuff one valentine’s day anonymously, but the third year he asked to give to them her put them on the wrong bedside table and he just assumed she got them but never told him about it and was too nervous to bring it up
blair & sunny
sunny has a cat who hates everyone (even sunny, but because he’s never actually home), except for blair and he often comes back to their apartment to find the cat curled up next to blair all happy and content
sunny is a huge freaking nerd who likes sci-fi tv shows and makes blair watch them mostly to watch her watch them and he gets all excited and makes microwave popcorn and hot chocolates (with baileys in them, because they are adults) and they watch them until they fall asleep together
once sunny and blair are full blown in love he plans an actual proposal to make up for their fake one that was organised by their parents. they fly out toparis and go to the louvre and he has a ring that is a lot simpler than the pre-existing one but it is so much prettier & actually has meaning and sentiment behind it
♀ (maddie & will) ✘ (maddie & will) & (sunny & blair) ✉ (sunny & blair) (have funnnnnn w/ these & feel free 2 chuck in bonus ones for the other kids we've ruined emotionally)
will and maddie are the entirety of my heart
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[WD]: I don’t think we can be friends anymore, Maddie. Every time I look at you, I can’t stop thinking about it. You know how I feel, and I know how you feel, and that’s the way it is.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[WD]: You don’t worry about bumping into me at duelling club, I’m not going anymore.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[SL]: hope you didn’t have any massive plans after lunch today, because we’re going back to your favourite city for the rest of the week. <3
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[SL]: out of all the people to arranged to be married to, you’re definitely the best one
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. (maddie & will bc they are my heart and soul)
[WD at 1:43am]: Ancient Runes homework is killing me[WD]: Are you awake do you want to come sit with me in the common room so I don’t fall asleep / eat cold pumpkin pasties with me?
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. (maddie & will again)
[WD]: Hope you catch the bludger or whatever you’re meant to do in Quidditch today![WD]: Look, you know I know nothing about Quidditch but I hope you win today, Mads.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. (bonus round richie & lil)
[RM]: look here brainchild, i’m gonna be very upset if u don’t take care of urself on this quest bc i quite like way u currently are, as annoying as it is. [RM]: in fact i love u the way u currently are & fuck there’s no way i’m sending this now