#elrielucien

and I want the boyfriends to be boyfriends-

and I want to be their girlfriend

for this ask game

wow. i went a little overboard with this one, but i was having such a great time you simply can’t blame me.

Azriel lay back against the pillows, muscles taut, wings spread behind him, his own traitorous shadows keeping his hands tied to the headboard.

His body jolted as Elain poured the steaming chocolate she melted on the stove down his torso, thighs, and circled his weeping erection.

“I’ve had a sweet tooth lately,” Elain said sweetly, her smile bright, her eyes as brown as the chocolate upon his body.

Lucien hummed. “Yes, I’ve been craving a few things myself.”

“You’re not allowed to touch us,” Elain said as she sensually put her fingers in her mouth and sucked off the chocolate that had dripped down her dainty hand. “Not until we say.”

Azriel groaned. Perfect, devilish Elain, and her wicked fox of a mate, were going to kill him. He was going to die nude and covered in chocolate. Not exactly the heroic death of a warrior he had always envisioned for himself, but he would die happy nonetheless.

Lucien moved first, licking a long stripe up Azriel’s thigh before stopping right under his hip. “Mm,” he moaned. “Delicious.”

Elain was next, her bare breasts brushing against his side as she leaned over and sucked on the chocolate pooling at his abs.

“You’re right, Lucien, he is delicious,” she murmured.

Lucien chuckled as he used his finger to smear the chocolate surrounding Azriel’s cock, but not yet touching it, and Azriel threw his head back with a frustrated moan.

“Cruel,” he growled, “Both of you.”

“Well, do you want a taste or not?” Lucien asked, a note of teasing in his voice.

When Azriel faced him again, Lucien’s chocolate covered finger was in front of his mouth. He took it without hesitation, his lips wrapping around Lucien’s finger until he reached his knuckle.

Azriel could see the hunger in Lucien’s russet eye. He hollowed out his cheeks and slowly pulled his head back, releasing Lucien’s finger with a pop.

Lucien’s eyes narrowed. “Two can play that game, Shadowsinger. Keep him busy would you, Elain?”

“Gladly, Lucien,” Elain replied, a smirk tugging at her lips.

She trailed up Azriel’s torso, leaving open mouthed kisses in her wake, collecting chocolate with her plump lips. Then she was kissing him, and he pulled at his shadowy restraints desperately. He wanted to pull her into him, to grip her hair and ravage her mouth, but instead, they were ravaging him.

Azriel’s eyes rolled back and he moaned into Elain’s mouth when he felt a warm tongue lick up the length of his cock.

Elain took his bottom lip between her teeth and pulled at the same time Lucien’s mouth finally wrapped his cock, sucking in languid strokes, his warm hands cradling his balls.

Elain had the nerve to look down at Azriel innocently, like she had no idea they were torturing him.

“Please,” he begged. “Please let me touch you. I need to touch the both of you.”

Elain placed a delicate finger on her chin and tapped twice. “I don’t know,” she hummed. “What do you think, Lucien?”

Lucien released his cock with a pop and sat up on his knees, stroking his own cock now. “I think there’s one more craving of mine that hasn’t been satiated yet.”

Elain twisted to face him, Azriel getting a beautiful view of her soft, round cheeks. “And what might that be?”

“Come over here and sit on his cock,” Lucien instructed.

Elain giggled as she crawled down the bed and positioned herself right above Azriel’s cock, her thighs straddling his.

What Azriel wasn’t expecting, was Lucien to straddle his chest, his long, broad cock in his face. Lucien must have noticed his dumbstruck look because he grabbed his chin between his thumb and forefinger and forced him to meet his eyes.

“You look so beautiful flushed and needy like this,” Lucien murmured. “Now, you’ll be a good boy for us won’t you? Then you can have your turn to play.”

Azriel nearly whined at the praise. “Yes,” he rasped. “I’ll be a good boy. I promise.”

Lucien smirked and threaded his fingers through Azriel’s hair as he directed his mouth towards his cock. Lucien began to fuck his face, head thrown back, red hair falling down his shoulders and pecs.

Azriel moaned around Lucien as Elain sank down on his cock. Elain’s breathy moans filled the room, and Lucien released a long groan as Azriel forced his jaw to relax so he could take him deeper.

@faenet event: rarepairs ➺ elrielucien

me? responding to a crackship from months ago? who am i?

THIS ISN’T A CRACK SHIP, THIS IS ENDGAME BINCH

pets

pet pets pets

elain and az find them, lucien lets them keep them 

(but obviously falls in love with them anyway)

elain and lucien are constantly grooming and azriel is constantly complaining about it

“But Az, we need to look pretty for you!” (Lucien)

“Yeah, what would you be without your flower and your sleek fox?” (Elain)

Az grumbles but can’t help but smile

lucien is the biggest lightweight. for some reason even Elain can hold her liquor longer than him. 

case in point: Az and Elain’s drink of choice is scotch. Lucien’s? Cosmopolitan

“What?! It matches my gorgeous hair.”

they all sleep in the same bed together, but lucien and elain often awake to find azriel sleeping somewhere else, sometimes outside on their balcony, sometimes on the daybed in their living room. they try not to disturb him, but elain will put a blanket over him, careful of his wings. 

this is a bit short and idk if it’s what you expected but HERE IT IS also sorry it took me almost 24 hours

send me a ship and a prompt for a one shot!

“WHAT!?” Elain heard Nesta’s yell from across the apartment. She ran into the kitchen, the source of the shout, to find Nesta, wearing an incredulous expression, facing Azriel, looking sheepish.

“What?” Elain said, panting a bit from the exertion and her elevated heart rate due to the...odd scene unfolding.

Nesta pointed a finger at Az, turned to Elain, and practically screamed, “YOUR BOYFRIEND DOESN’T LIKE DESSERT FOOD!”

Elain felt her eyes narrow and her brows crease. What? She felt a presence join her and realized it was Lucien.

“What’s going on?” the recent addition inquired.

“YOUR BOYFRIEND DOESN’T LIKE DESSERT FOOD, LUCIEN. He’s ‘not a dessert person.’ His words.” Nesta looked absolutely enraged. Maybe it was because she had been giving Azriel cupcakes and cookies for the past few years for his birthday.

“Azriel.” Lucien regarded the Illyrian seriously. “Do you hate happiness?”

“Guys, c’mon.” Azriel crossed his arms. “I think you’re making too big a deal out of this.”

“I don’t think I can even look at you right now, Az,” Elain said, shaking her head.

“El--” “How do you live with yourself, babe?” Lucien asked of the bat. “I mean, really. You don’t like cake? Or cookies? Or ice cream?”

“Well ice cream’s okay, I gue--” Azriel was cut off by Elain’s finger pressed against his lips, shushing him. He blinked at her.

“’Okay’?” she whispered.

“I’m going to go find Cassian. I’ll leave you guys be.” Nesta quickly scurried out, squeezing Elain’s hand on the way. Elain’s gaze never wavered from Azriel’s and he began to get a bit nervous.

“Ice cream,” she continued, “is far more than ‘okay.’ Ice cream is the greatest thing to exist in this world.”

“I second that,” Lucien called out. Azriel scowled at him.

Then Elain realized something. She quirked her lips up and regarded Azriel with a gleam in her eye.

“I can think of a way to make you truly appreciate the glory of ice cream.” She turned to Lucien. “Can you grab it from the freezer?” She winked and he smirked. Lucien strode towards the ice box and grabbed the ice cream located within.

“Oooh, mint!” he said with a grin on his face.

“Perfect,” Elain replied, turning back towards her Illyrian. She offered her hand to him and he took it, a bit hesitantly.

“What are you going to do to me, Elain?” he murmured. She drew him closer and whispered in his ear, “You’ll see,” and led him out of the kitchen, towards their bedroom.

i think it’s elrielucien? idk tho thats long af. 

falls asleep on the couch

elain. she’s a napper what can i say.

az is usually the one carrying her back to bed. 

lucien is the one who wakes her up when they have to get somewhere for dinner. she always swats him away and says “five more minutes feyre.” when he whispers “it’s not feyre” she replies with “Nesta, leave me alone. let me sleep.” 

makes friends with the neighbors

also elain. she’s just a ray of sunshine that one.

she also offers to help grow the neighbor’s plants and while they’re a bit reluctant at first to having this random female come over and water their flowers, they soon realize that she has the best green thumb and begin offering her payment for her services. but she always refuses.

is the adventurous eater

LUCIEN

he loves making fun of Az and Elain for being too picky. 

Az: “I just know what I like, is that so bad?”

Elain: “I’m still getting used to my fae body” (she uses this excuse for centuries)

hogs the covers at night

Azriel. his wings take up a lot of room! it’s not his fault!

also, it just makes his loves cuddle up closer to him. not that he does it on purpose. of course not. who do you think he is

forgets to do the dishes

Lucien. he’s messy af and is constantly being harassed by Elain and Azriel. “Lucien, I know you don’t think I’m cleaning this bowl.”“Elain, if you want to use the bowl, you can clean it!”Elain stomps into the living room, where Lucien is lounging, and pulls him up by his ear. “Now you’re cleaning the whole kitchen.” 

Az sort of comforts Lucien but secretly high fives Elain

tries to surprise their partner more often

Elain!!!!! she loves planning surprises….even if she’s not the best at them. 

she always accidentally lets it slip. like when she was planning Lucien’s surprise Welcome Home party and accidentally sent her plans down the mating bond. or when she was planning on surprising Azriel with a little puppy and she whispered it in his ear instead of Cassian’s at the dinner table. 

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

Lucien again of course. 

“Do you not clean in the Spring Court!?” (that’s Azriel)“We had maids and such!”Elain and Azriel both roll their eyes.

stays up til 2 AM reading

Azriel!!!!! book bat af. loves reading. loves it loves it loves it. 

sings in the shower

Elain!!!!!!!!! she’s always singing disney songs

(also Azriel, but only if he thinks no one’s home. once Elain and Lucien caught him by being stealthy and quiet. he was singing (well rapping) Superbass by Nicki Minaj)

takes the selfies

Lucien honnneeyyyyy 

loves saying “Okay selfie time!!” and waiting for his babes to assemble behind him. (his arms are the longest so it works)

plans date night

they all do!!!! 

Elain likes planning day trips, Az likes planning fancy restaurant dates, and Lucien likes planning clubbing outings.