Would I tell you about her? The princess without voice. Or perhaps I would just warn you, about the truth of these facts. And the tale of love and loss. And the monster, who tried to destroy it all.

“Here’s to the fools who dream.”

My uniform: skirt below my knees, my heels and a simple string of pearls. Well, I don’t own pearls! Lord knows you don’t pay colored enough to afford pearls! I work like a dog, day and night, living off coffee from pot none of you wanna touch!

Nick Dunne took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder. Let the punishment fit the crime.

“Foreign contaminant!”

“In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.”

"Dear America, remember that astronaut we killed and had a really nice funeral for? Turns out he's alive and we left him on Mars. Our bad. Sincerely, NASA"

“I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.”