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Elf Magical Forest

The history room was a dim, hazy place, and Master Ullune was prone to droning on about what he thought the ancient generals should have done, regardless of their actual battlefield decisions.

It did not make for an interesting class, and Jad couldn’t keep his attention on the Master of History. He already knew more about this war than most, and now all he cared about was the time candle, steadily dripping its way down to their free hour.

Zaire nudged him with his elbow and nodded at the far end of their table, concern in his eyes. Jad followed the nod and saw Dafen watching Caden worriedly.

Their youngest friend was tucked into the corner as he usually was, but the normally-alert grey eyes were glassy, and Jad could see him panting for air, breath wheezing harshly for all that he tried to silence himself.

It wasn’t working.

Caden’s eyes fell closed and he collapsed out of his chair. Dafen was only just able to get to him in time, and managed to catch him before he hit the ground.

The master paused in his lecture to stare at them as Jad and Zaire threw themselves out of their chairs to form a protective circle around their friend.

Caden was conscious, but only barely, and in between wheezes he was mumbling a steady stream of protests in what Jad thought was probably Elvish as he fought Daf’s hands. His guess was proven correct when Zaire answered clumsily, words hesitant. He didn’t speak much Elvish, but whatever he said was enough to ease some of Caden’s fear.

“He’s delirious,” Zaire said quietly. “He thinks Dafen is his brother. Older brother I think.”

“What is he saying?”

“Something about not taking him back to… I don’t know the word. I think it’s the name of a city? Something about their father. I don’t understand most of it.”

“Take him to Rhaine,” Jad decided, waving a hand to cut off the master’s protests. “Master Ullune, I’m sorry to disrupt the lesson, but would you send a message to Withas please? Caden is not well.”

The master looked like he wanted to protest, but Master or no, Jad was still the prince, and he could still overrule their teacher if he had to

Dafen gathered Caden into his arms, wordlessly glad that their young friend was thin, but worried at the same time.

“Jad, we need to make sure he actually eats,” he grumbled, holding their friend protectively. “He’s light, even for him, and he didn’t have much to lose before.”

That was worrying on its own, but they couldn’t afford to care about that right now.

Jad held the door for the other two and followed them out. Caden was still protesting weakly in Elvish, and Zaire sighed, edging closer.

“Take the back way,” the young Trader insisted. “He won’t thank you for making a production of it, even for his own good.”

Dafen nodded and did as ordered, turning into the side corridors that only the servants took.

The Healer’s Halls were quiet, but at the sight of their little huddle, Masterhealer Rhaine hurried over and took Caden from them, hands already glowing with magic.

“What happened?” he demanded quickly, and ran his hands over Caden’s chest professionally. “Jad?”

“He collapsed. We don’t know why.”

Apparently that was all it took. Rhaine vanished into one of the private healing rooms, already yelling for his apprentices.

After that, all they could do was wait.

Jad settled on the stone bench beside the door, feeling Zaire settle next to him, and Dafen at their feet, leaning his shoulder against Jad’s knee.

Zaire looked down at his hands after a while, lost in thought.

“I wish we knew more about Caden,” he admitted quietly, drawing their attention. “I’ve been thinking, and… and we don’t know anything about him.”

“Yeah? He’s quiet,” Dafen said, and looked up at them. “What of it?”

It’s just…” Zaire said slowly, working his way through the thought. “It’s just that the Elvish he’s spoken to me before now, it has a different accent. A Border accent, I guess. But what he was speaking just now, it was totally different.”

“Different?”

“At a guess, educated. And we never knew he had any family at all, let alone a father and a brother. I don’t even know the name of wherever he’s from, and I talk with him more than anyone but Jad”.

That was a sobering thought, and Jad realized Zaire was right. They really didn’t know anything about their young friend. Caden was good with plants, better with animals, but didn’t ride well. He spoke Elvish, as well or better than he spoke Common, and at least two other languages including Common.

He had magic, but no one was really sure how much, only that he’d never once slipped his control and the healers trusted his word about any injury but his own.

He could handle a spear, but not a sword, and no one in the palace could outshoot him with a longbow.

Of his past, they knew little. As far as almost everyone was concerned, Caden popped out of the ground, fully-grown and trained in his chosen weapons. His appearance at the palace was understated, as Withas simply showed up one day with the quiet lad in tow.

“He doesn’t eat much meat,” Zaire offered slowly. “Only if he knows how it was killed and even then, not often, and not every sort of meat. And he knows more about the Human-Elf war than anyone I’ve ever met.

Zaire was the next-best with a bow, and he and Caden often spoke of tactics, which interested Zaire, and of history, which Caden was forever reading about. Dafen didn’t care, and Jad couldn’t keep up with their conversations, and didn’t often try.

Jad was next. “He’s fast. Faster than anyone I know, and when he’s upset, he climbs. We’ve all caught him on the roof when something spooks him. When we spar in the forest, he hides in the trees and picks us all off one by one. We never even saw him last time.”

The few little gems they knew about their friend connected in Jad’s mind and he bit his lip as he came to the single, damning conclusion.

“I think he’s part Elvish,” he decided carefully, mind already whirling with ways to keep their youngest friend safe in this court of people who would take badly to his true nature. “Maybe even a half-blood. It would explain a lot.”

“Like his tendency to hide up high, and the bow.” Daf muttered. He was always the first to fall, when they sparred in the forest, easy prey for a sneak with a longbow and pinpoint accuracy. “And the sneaking.”

Zaire nodded uncomfortably, unable to disagree. “He’s more than fluent in Elvish. He has an accent in Common, and it’s Elvish, but it’s not like any elf I’ve met. Father has a few friends among their people, and none of them sound like him.”

“He doesn’t look Elvish,” Daf noted, and closed his eyes. “I mean, he’s slight, but they’ve got the ears, right? And the weird eyes?”

“He hides it very carefully.”

Rhaine appeared through the door and regarded them thoughtfully.  

When they all tried to speak at once, he raised a hand to quiet them. “Caden is fine. Ullune’s incense didn’t agree with him. He didn’t know the scent or he would have slipped out.”

“So he is Elvish?” Zaire asked, reassured that their friend was recovering but worried at the conclusion. “A half-blood?”

“I’ve never asked.” Rhaine said quietly. “But there is little one can hide from one’s healer. He has Elvan blood, yes, and he goes to incredible lengths to hide it so that he may remain here and safe.”

Jad looked between his friends and saw the same determination in their eyes that he carried in his own.

“How do we keep him safe?”

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Elf forest

Isera’s brother as it turned out, was just as attractive as she was, and every bit as lethal in his own way.

He was also wearing the same dazed, delighted expression that Isera had upon getting her first good look at the human contingent in the castle.

Grath resigned himself to double the trouble of the elven princess. After all, her brother was a king himself, and much harder to chase out of places where he wasn’t supposed to be.

At least Halva could pick Isera up, if she needed to.

“Intevar!”

With absolutely no respect for courtly manners, Isera flung herself across the room, radiantly happy. Her brother shook off his distraction and caught her easily. If he didn’t know better, Grath would have thought they were twins, but no. Isera’s mother had produced a surprising two children in as many years. Unheard of, for most elves. Intevar was older, if only by the length of a single pregnancy.

“There is a smile my heart much missed,” he said when he put her down and kissed both her cheeks. Grath could hear hearts breaking when he smiled down at her. Even Marn looked slightly stunned, despite his firm hold on his own elf-lover’s hand. “How are you, Sister? You look well!”

“I am better than I have ever been,” Iser declared, and half-turned to hunt for Halva, who was snickering at Grath. “And you, you must be my sister-to-be.”

“Well, I belong to this double-handful of trouble,” Halva said agreeably and let Intevar take her hands. The elf was tall for his kind, but Halva towered over most men, and the elf-king looked positively delecate next to her. “Welcome to the capital, Majesty.”

“None of that,” Intevar scolded her cheerfully, and stretched so he could kiss her cheek. “Welcome to the family. Now, I am remiss, and there are courtesies to be attended to.”

Grath was bemused when Intevar’s eyes landed back on him, flickered over at Marn and his ranger, and then back.

“Welcome to Northwinter Keep,” Grath fell back on the speech he had prepared. With any luck, Intevar would play along.

Not that he had any luck.

At all.

“As you can see, the welcome has been charming,” Intevar said smoothly, and traded polite nods with Grath, the greeting of one king to another. “I must thank you for being such a fine host to my sister. I understand she can be difficult.”

Isera made to smack her brother and was summarily captured by Halva who, despite her care for her much smaller lover, was also plenty immovable when she wanted to be.

“I am thrilled that the love of the princess, and my own Lady-Commander Halva brightens my court,” Grath said dryly, because really, he could be flattering, or he could admit that the beautiful elf was a persistent headache, and only one of those two options was polite. “I hope their union will unite our kingdoms as well.”

“Of course, of course,” Intevar waved, and Grath almost cursed out loud when the elf-king cast his very speculative gaze throughout the room, and immediately fixed upon Grath’s spymaster with a decidedly predatory air. “After all, we sought peace between out kingdoms for many years. It is only fit for such an alliance to be bound in this way.”

Well, that was one less thing to worry about, Grath supposed, and tried to catch his spymaster’s eye. Vell was unmarried and not picky about his lovers. Grath would really prefer he didn’t run off to the elf-forest.

Not without training a replacement anyway.

At least Halva seemed inclined to stay in Northwinter, but then, her family and duty was here, and Isera seemed happy to make trouble here as opposed to home.

If her brother wasn’t so damned charming, Grath would think he sent Isera away just to keep her out of trouble, but he had a sinking feeling that this was their version of normal.

Vell was the watchful sort, a spymasters usually were, and noticed that he was being watched.

Grath resisted the urge to beat his head against the wall as Vell went from cautious to speculative in a breath.

Marn was snickering at him.

“Please,” Grath said, and pointed his elvish counterpart away from his designated prey. “We have a very fine feast laid on. The Princess Isera had a hand in its’ creation, and I am sure you will find it to your liking.”

With any luck, not that he had any luck, this wouldn’t be an absolute catastrophe.

Who knew? Maybe Intevar would be more restrained than his troublesome sister.

And maybe it would rain gold coins.

Grath took a breath and tried to be hopeful. The elf-king was only staying for a month. Maybe, just maybe, his castle would survive this.

“Who is this fine fellow?” Intevar said. Grath looked up to see Vell, eyes sparkling with his own brand of mischief, walking directly towards them. He was a handsome fellow, and knew it, damn it all. Grath thought spies were supposed to be subtle. “You will introduce me, Grath? I have no talent for names.”

“I bet you don’t,” Grath muttered under his breath, and forced a smile, because he liked Vell, for all that the spy was about as much trouble as Halva, in his own way. “Intevar, this is Vell. My spymaster. Vell, if you vanish before the end of the night, I’m throwing you off the walls.”

“I would never,” Vell purred, and gave Intevar a courtly bow even as the elf snorted with laughter at the bald-faced threat. “The pleasure is mine, I assure you.”

Intevar brightened.

Grath resigned himself to damage control.

Elves. Why did it always have to be elves?

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