I love you, artificial electro-dad
I love watching John Noble. I love his voice, I love his face. It's so hard to watch him playing a bad person, and so gratifying when he plays someone I want to love.
On this basis, I propose that Netflix or similar streaming service create a looped video, akin to the electronic fireplace. It will feature John Noble in a leather armchair. At periodic intervals, maybe 10-20 minutes apart, he will do things like offer the viewer a butterscotch, or say, "I'm so proud of you."
Basically for hours on end I would be able to have imaginary conversations with my wonderful and caring electro-dad.








