#electrashore

[4:16:00 PM] Electra(fying): YES

[4:16:03 PM] Electra(fying): YES YOU CAN

[4:16:19 PM] Dylan Grey Lancelot Stark Olsen North-007 Dubois Frye a.k.a. Brandon: LIKE THEY ARE HIS SUN AND STARS

[4:16:35 PM] Dylan Grey Lancelot Stark Olsen North-007 Dubois Frye a.k.a. Brandon: NO GIRL COULD EVER COMPARE TO COOKIES FROM AUNT ELECTRA

[4:16:35 PM] Dylan Grey Lancelot Stark Olsen North-007 Dubois Frye a.k.a. Brandon: KSDHFLSDKF

[4:16:54 PM] Electra(fying): She'll remember that and tell every girl he dates

She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever met, inside and out.

There will be no Electra babies with anyone. Ever. Not that Tim’s babies aren’t going to be beautiful but I’m gonna be their aunt not their mom.

My ovaries and I protest this

Mine do, too.

But then I could get you a cardboard cutout of Pierce Brosnan. And then you could both be Spiderdads.

Oh my God.

Raising a cardboard cutout child with my cardboard cutout husband...

... oh my God.

[text] I don’t understand that. You have a nice body. Really nice. [text] You might want to ignore my texts for the rest of the night.

[text] Nah I've texted monumentally worse in my lifetime. And hey uh thanks I guess even though I'm p/ sure my body's as average as the next guy's if not horribly scarred

I have a spiderman cut out in my closet. You could raise that. And be Spiderdad