so some scientists were trying to make the worlds awesomest supercomputer but they used weird awful edlritch magic to do it and now the computer is eldritcj and then they had to shut it down because it turns out making a computer in control of an entire facility glados-style and then also making it eldeitch is an awful idea and some serial killer finds the old facility and turns the machine on by accident and now they’re. Accomplices?













