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Practicing facial expressions with the man who can't stop dying

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Do you think death follows Elazar around like he's in the final destination movies because of the sentient rock in his chest?
I imagine Death would get rather bored after a while of stalking him. XD
Although now I'm picturing Death as the wolf from Puss In Boots, and I feel like there's some weird potential for a crossover there. ๐ค
Words for an immortal to live by
Duality of an immortal
Warning: Gore under the cut
I mentioned that Elazar currently has a sentient rock in his chest. Wellโฆhere it is!
Discovered by Elazar in Enacapa, an old dig site previously abandoned when the funding ran dry. The legends surrounding it claim it is the petrified core/essence of an elder god that died and fell to earth eons ago, eventually dug out of its rotting corpse by an ancient civilization and revered for its rejuvenating and healing properties.
Now that it's bonded to Elazar, it acts as a sort of nigh indestructible "backup drive" for his body and soul, resetting him at the moment right after his first death (which is why the scars he had previously don't heal). The more extensive the damage, the longer it will take to repair him, taking anywhere from a few minutes to several months. It won't heal non-fatal injuries, although it prevents Elazar from getting sick and aging like a normal person.
The Heart can relocate itself to a more ideal location when it is time to resurrect Elazar, crawling around on extendable limbs like a brittle star or, in rare cases, vibrating through solid matter. It doesn't always make the judgement for the benefit of its host and will occasionally respawn Elazar in dangerous positions that lead to him dying again (usually after the man hurls verbal abuse at it).
There are many secrets held within this mysterious artifact, much to Elazar's irritation when it refuses to share any of them with him. XD

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This is a character I created almost 5 YEARS AGO (holy shit, that number doesn't seem real) and never shared outside of private chats with close friends, but I am now quite fond of him after giving him ample time to cook. XD
Before his adventures in immortality, Elazar was an explorer and treasure hunter at heart. A chunk of his income was from the artifacts, fossils, and other strange objects he retrieved from across the land from the remains of forgotten civilizations (and some not so forgotten, but a score was a score). The fateful excursion was for the Heart of Raasmas, buried in a tomb beneath the earth. He only skimmed through the legends of its rejuvenating and healing properties, the old story that the petrified stone in the center was dug from the heart of a long dead elder god. Elazar was more interested in the score at the end of the day. The explorer descended deeper, finding troves of odd trinkets but not the big bonus he was hoping for...until he misjudged a leap, slipped, and plummeted into the deepest sacred chamber to his death. The last thing he remembered was staring up at the sharp pillar of the ceremonial altar impaling his sternum, his blood bathing a familiar looking amulet embedded within, growing brighter by the second... Elazar eventually regains consciousness, fully resurrected with a gnarly looking scar and a cursed artifact replacing his heart. He is soon hit by an amazing yet horrifying realization: very time he dies, the artifact โresetsโ him to state he was in when the artifact bonded with him, no matter what condition his body is in. The existential crisis initially drove him mad, but as time passed he eventually grew "bored" of wallowing in grief and decided to make the most of his new gift. Set on living out his immortal life to the fullest, Elazar becomes even more of a risk-taking daredevil than he was previously, itching to experience all the pleasure (and pain) the world has to offer.
More info under the cut:
"๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐."
โ Gabriel Garcรญa Mรกrquez, Love in the Time of Cholera
โช๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐! 17, ๐๐๐/๐๐๐ - ๐ณ๐๐ณ ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐/๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐/๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ
๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ
โช +18! Here lies a chronicle spun in shadow and blood. I write chiefly of Wriath โ a daughter of dusk, phantom-born and blade-bound โ my DnD soul-forged creation. Her story coils around Elazar, the sun she should not have touched, the warmth that curses her still. Within these pages, youโll find: โฆ fragments of their woven past โฆ relics of art and ash โฆ quotes carved like runes โฆ truths and half-truths, canon and chaos โฆ songs stitched with sorrow โฆ tales from the table, where dice seal fate This is a place for lore, for love, for loss โ and the lingering ache between them. And also just stuff I like, fuck it.
๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐ฃ๐ฟ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐:
๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐
The Dragon Empire is on the verge of victory in their crusade to conquer Hiraya. An army of goblins, monstrosities, and even demons roam the land, serving the Dragon Emperorโs cause. The God of Death has summoned you from beyond the grave to fight once more as warriors of the people! Earn a second chance and reclaim the ancient wonders, treasures, and magic of a bygone age.
The Dragon Empire is a large-scale living world 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons campaign set in the fantasy realm of Hiraya. As players, you play as the Returned, warriors that were slain by invaders and then given a second chance. The Dragon Empire is a โwest marchesโ style campaign where players group themselves according to their schedules and then book a timeslot to play. All players within the campaign belong to one faction, The Risen Heroes, and all work together for a common goal - the liberation of the people of Hiraya from the Dragon Empire. In order to do so, you must slay monsters within the Dragon Emperorโs forces, raid dungeons, steal magical artifacts, or any number of daring quests and adventures!
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Quick Elazar for @paperzombiie because WOO happy birthday :> โจ๐