#ehbrah

Eh Brah! Was it worth it?

Illustration by Ron Pitts

Wow, so a rich Kihei neighborhood paid $1,000 to trap roosters? Did it work? What did they do with the feathered friends who been here long time before haoles? I hope the roosters were humanely treated. But, where did they go?

Eh Brah! Take your attitude back!

Illustration by Ron Pitts

The horrible lady that ran over an adult peacock on South Kihei Road needs to see how that feels! Learn to chill, this is Maui. Peacocks don’t move fast and when you honk they freeze. You were already stopped and waiting… Why not go around? Why run it over, killing it? What’s your rush? Killing an amazing defenseless animal makes you one of the worst people in Kihei.…

Eh Brah! E kala mai!

Illustration by Ron Pitts

After two round trips that took about six hours, I was walking out of Lowes with the plexiglass I had re-cut a second time to correct size and BOOM…a big gust of wind sent it right into the air above my head and it broke into pieces! You were so kind to stop backing out and assist me while I was cursing profusely at the situation, not you, out of utter frustration. It…

Illustration by Ron Pitts

Eh brah! I GET WHY you and your colorful bicycle buddies enjoy cruising our rural, quiet, and peaceful Upcountry road. I got no beef with that… WHAT I DON’T GET is how completely OBLIVIOUS you can be about how voices carry up here! Especially when you’re cluelessly YAKKING away to your pal who’s riding about 30 feet away from you!! Kind of ironic, eh?  You come up…

Eh Brah! You are breaking the law!

Illustrated by Ron Pitts

As we all know, MPD adamantly enforces a long list of laws that govern the roads. The seatbelt law even has a catchy slogan that we all know. If I’m not mistaken, vehicles turning right on red are REQUIRED to STOP before proceeding. My main method of transportation is a bicycle and I use crossways regularly to avoid disrupting traffic. Many times when approaching an…

Eh Brah! So shame!

Illustration by Ron Pitts

To the lady that lets her two tiny dogs run wild across the beach: So shame you let your dogs poop in the sand and don’t pick it up… You stood there and watched them do it! Many of us love to feel the sand on our feet. Have some respect for our beach and the people on it.

Eh Brah! You look like an assclown

Illustration by Ron Pitts

You know, honking your horn wasn’t gonna make either myself or the car in front of me move for your convenience since we were all waiting for another car to back up outta the stall. And squeezing your small ass car around into the oncoming lane as the other car finished and was driving away wasn’t safe and made you guys look like complete assclowns. Yes the mall is…

Eh Brah! Leave your dogs at home!

Illustration by Ron Pitts

So many disrespectful and rude dog owners in Maui bring dogs that just keep barking, to parks that face residents, as early as 6:30am and everyday at sunset! Really?! Have some consideration to homeowners with sleeping children. Also, bringing them inside restaurants is totally disgusting!! They are not service dogs? Stay home then! We won’t eat in restaurants that…