#eh..

Uhhh... Lemme think.. This is basically asking me to tell everybody something about myself- I gotta use big brain power..

You're getting sleep deprived rambles of possible nonsense, I apologize in advance, I suck at explaining relationship dynamics- so like, a crap ton of scenarios and hope you see my vision and understand

FUCK THIS SHOULD NOT BE THAT HARD TO EXPLAIN

I also suck at characterization, because for some reason I'm as bad at reading characters as I am people

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Anyway, MY ideal relationship is like- your partner is basically your best friend, except you do relationship like things, kiss and all that jazz.

They're like that, they're comfortable with each other, communication is kinda eh.. Probably maybe more so avons side, ew emotions ugh- that's a whole can of worms no one wants to get into- BUT they make it work, miscommunication is also an issue, but it's not that bad, more so a tone thing, definitely happen more in the beginning of the relationship, still figuring each other out and everything, but yeah!

Avon does tend to be more oblivious to obvious things, but does pick up on smaller things, he takes the little things blue has said and stored them in his brain, mentioned something specific that he hates when they just started getting to know each other? Oop, into the vault it goes, that specific spot blue enjoys but hasn't ever stated out loud about liking? That one brand blue always gets? That fabrics blue doesn't and does seem to like? Yup yup yup, got it.

Probably goes the same for blue, tho Avon is very expressive, so I don't think what they like and dislike is 'subtle', plus he's verbal about his safe foods, which is like, a handful of stuff-

Uhhhh... Let see- CLOTHES, maybe important but it is to me-

Avon is a huge on clothes, he likes stealing shirts, hoodies/sweaters, jackets, sweatpants- or like, tunics in this case? preferably something that's even slightly big on him, I remember something about you headcanoning blue as like, a 'clean person'? Idk how to explain it-

SO LIKE, if he's big on 'no touching my clothes' I think they could PROBABLY come up with a system where blue can get, like, 1-2, maybe 3 specific clothes that he can wear that Avon can steal from time to time, Avons closest is free range for blue tho, if it fits him he can wear it

Avons a flexible person, very much a 'I don't mind' type of person, I guess(←sucks at figuring out boundaries aside from basic respect..) SO, if blue wants to do a specific thing different, he is totally more then happy to try it out that way to decide if he likes it or not, it's his boyfriend! They trusts blue, He's their comfort person<3

Food is a different thing tho- Avons happy to share their food, but they physically cannot eat after people.. In the sense like- it's food someone's bitten out of, or a half empty plate- he's big on food-

type of person to not let his drink out of sight because he's worried a fly or something will get in it, if he wasn't eating off that plate from the start, he can't, happily share a plate! Cannot eat after someone, make sense? Will offer food off his plate tho, maybe not things he bit- will pull/cut the biten part off before doing that tho

Oh fuck I'm rambling about myself more then they're relationship aren't i-

They're basically really affectionate best friends who kiss-

Very sappy, Avon makes blue do cute couple outfits trust (aka he just matches to blues outfit sometimes..insert blue and his multiple copys of the same outfit in that beginning scene of the bee movie) or he does beg blue to dress up with him, that one dressing room date idea from a week ago.. Tehe

THEY'RE SILLIES

They're idiots in love, they love each other and they're idiots

The 'wtf am I?' he/they and his gay ass boyfriend rbf wet dog (they definitely both don't have slight self worth issues..)

I feel like one of them just does something 'weird' and the other just joins in no questions asked, comfort zone

Avons a very affectionate person, so like, maybe or maybe not a problem for blue, depends, maybe, Idgaf tho I get to be delusional<3 but like, very quiet(?) When initiating and unsure, like- sleeve tugs, nudge nudge, staring with blank expression and waiting.

Very much 'AHODHJA I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND' inside, just happy he somehow managed to bag him 'omfg I have game' you have possible undiagnosed autism my guy(←said by multiple old friends)

Teasing, teasing and rage baiting is a must, it's a love language.

Cannot keep a straight face when he tries to seem serious when fucking with blue, hes giggling and grining, THROW HIM ACROSS THE ROOM BLUE- they need to fight it out/aff

Avon does not confess, at all, like no, will break down about it to friends, but would rather jump off a bridge then confess, does say 'I love you', but that's like, something he says to all his friends, so technically not a confession

I also dont know how the confession goes, or if there even was one at all-

blue definitely has to be the one to confess, or if it was Avon, theres a couple ways it could've gone, emotional break down, blue doing something nice for him that's makes them just stare at him before blurting out an 'I love you' like some fucking idiot, or, OH CUTE, drowsy confessions<3 maybe after a medical episode, drowsy and out of it, fun<3

Adding more and more over the minutes..

But like, I'm a summer baby through and through, winter fucking sucks- me and blue cuddling during winter, in a blanket fort with some warm drinks... Mm..

And and because it's funny and true Varian Quilliam Prickle-Pants the III Hates blue with a passion 99% of the time

They chill sometimes tho

Randomly adding that like, avons ticklish asf, fight or flight, blue ever tries to tickle him while he standing he's going limp and dropping to the floor as a defense mechanism

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