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Seven Days of Joy · The Twenty-Ninth · Buying Liquor

[Ghost City, Nighttime]

Ghost Peddler: My, if it isn't the Granduncle! Granduncle, it's the twenty-ninth, come buy some liquor! It might even be good for your health!

XL: Be good for my health?

Ghost Peddler: Yep, yep! This is our newest—Goat Penis Wine!

XL: … Goat what?!

Ghost Peddler: Our ingredients are top-notch! It's the actual penis from a century-old goat demon! Doesn't matter if it's god, ghost, demon or human, a single cup, and you're guaranteed to get hard!

XL: Wait, I'm not…

Ghost Peddler's Wife: Keep your voice down—don't you think Granduncle deserves some respect? Granduncle, there's a saying in the underworld: "The twenty-ninth calls for liquor, good fortune will last forever!" Shall I fetch you a jug?

XL: Thank you, but there's really no need…

HC: Gege?

XL: San Lang!

HC: Gege wants to buy wine?

XL: UMMMMM I'm not- I don't!!! Ahahahha San Lang, I have an incredibly tricky prayer to run by you. Let's discuss it as we walk!!!

Ghost Peddler: Granduncle! Come on, you don't want it?! My Goat Penis Wine really works wonders!

XL: There's really no need!

HC: (laughs)

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Our Lianlian needs to be saved from being embarrassed xD Happy New Year's Eve!

and here’s the link to the full video

sure just take out the trash together holding hands. the whole ass time. pretend youre mad at eachother. sure. run to the bathroom and get ready at the same time wasting the supplies to annoy the other one. try to be roomates challange failed. i cant do this anyMORE!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All right. So I know everyone is screaming about the recent election. I would like to say a few things:

Your existence is a protest. Even if you cannot save lives (plural), you have the power to save life (singular). Even if all you can do is exist and you cannot do anything to "help", your mere existence in government records may be what forces a statistician to write a number as 1% rather than 0%. Prioritize keeping yourself alive and sane. We can work on everything else later.

Feeling guilty is not a form of activism. You will not do more good by keeping your head full of terrible things. You have permission to put everything out of mind and play a video game or eat something nice or read fluffy fanfic. Have something to live for.

We have time. There are two months before anyone is bring inaugurated. Messages like this will still be here for you to read when you can bear to think about it.

There were 3 million fewer votes for Trump in 2024 than there were in 2020. (Edit: This is what I initially saw, but vote counts have not yet stabilized.) He has not gathered a greater groundswell of support or picked up a unique amount of new supporters.

Build things rather than tearing them down. It can feel good in the moment to be vindictive and angry, but hate is what got us here in the first place. Support people. Build things. Dream about better social structures. Learn how to treat wounds. Claiming that there is a better way is more likely to be convincing when you can actually personally show others that it is better.

3 minutes in.......... the question is: ...

"who is most likely to sneak out on a girls' trip to flirt with a total stranger"

bojan: on a what?

kris: on a girls' trip. let's say it's a guys' trip for us.

Bojan truly says: "I HAVE TWO GUYS WHO CAN - WHO CAN ALSO GO ON A GIRLS' TRIP 🤣"

SAYS IT TO!!! TO FUCKING JAN AND NACE

AND HE'S

P O I N T I N G

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bonus Jan glance (Jance) ((the second))