Jun 7, 2025
"I'm just a sadistic villain who likes making people suffer!"
Okay dude but have tried taking up a creative writing class? Literally just get good at writing horror/angst and people will straight up PAY you to emotionally torment them and they'll thank you for it
#After writing this I reread it in the voice of that one guy on YouTube shorts#“Which guy? There's a lot of those!”#You know which one.#Anyway for the past several months#I've had this thing I call#Egg hours#It's from 1am-5am#And I literally refuse to try cooking any new egg recipes#Outside of egg hours#Last night I made huevos rancheros#And oh boy#everything went wrong#I didn't actually look up a recipe#I used too much salsa#I spilled my soda putting eggs back in the fridge#And by then my egg was done cooking so I had to spend time cleaning up soda#And by the time I was done my egg was fucking cold#I had to microwave that shit.#And it wasn't even good!#There's more stuff that went wrong but whatev#So anyways that's why I don't try new recipes outside of egg hours#The curse#It won't let me.#I just knocked my cane over and it was loud af and it's fucking midnight what the fuck I hate it here I'm gonna throw a fucking talent show
