Jun 8, 2013
Oh look! Lauren reblogged that really cute photo of Mary and Bert
Welp, I've come to expect this by now.
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Oh look! Lauren reblogged that really cute photo of Mary and Bert
Welp, I've come to expect this by now.
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Ahhhh, yes, I’m about to cut a bitch due to that meme. Like gonna take a battle ax and just go crazy. Because UGH.
I knoooooooooooooooooooooooow, right? It's like when Mary Poppins kick Lord Voldy's butt in the opening of the London 2012. Normally I'd be fine with it and join along and be happy that the Mary Poppins tag is active but good god at 10 different people re-posted this picture [by TomPreston for those curious and for proper creditting].
I really wanted to slap some people. Although not as bad as that most recent one..........
the reblog button exists for a reason TT_TT why is that such a hard concept?
3, 9, and 13!
I am soooooooooooo sorry this is so late. Long days =/= fun.
3: Foods
Pizza
Ice Cream
Corn Dogs/ Hot Dogs
Potato Chips
Shrimp
9: Places you want to visit
London (to find Cherry Tree Lane)
France (Let them eat cake at Versailles!!!!!!)
Russia (again to see a ballet this time)
Denmark (again to see the statue of "The Little Mermaid" instead of a live feed from China -_-)
to all my loverly followers' and friends' homes :3
13: Disney Films
Mary Poppins
Sleeping Beauty
Snow White
Cinderella
The Three Caballeros [Holy spelling Batman I got it right on the first try! :D]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! HAPPY DAY YOU WERE EXPELLED FROM THE UTERUS. Oh. That took an awkward turn. Sorry. Uh.... Look, Mary Poppins! And she is not expelling you from the uterus! Oh, that got even more awkward. Sorry. Look, Bert! And he is DEFINITELY not expelling you from the uterus! I'm gonna go now...
Thank you very much Lauren! Besides, if when Mary Poppins does finally have a child with Bert, she wouldn't have to go through the expelling from the uterus process. All she would do is snap her fingers when it was time and [the fuck chrome? "and" is totally a real word] in a puff of clouds the baby, already wrapped in a warm blanket with sewn with love in every stitch by Mary, would  float into Mary's arm by two robins.
.....
I think I just made it more akwardÂ
Here is an accurate depiction of what will happen if Lauren and I meet P. L. Travers in heaven [the abridged version]
Me: Is that P.L. Travers?
Lauren: Where!?
*an argument ensues and we end up in heavenly court*
Travers: Mary and Bert are not a pair.
Lauren: Â (X)
Travers: They are not interested in each other!
Me:Â (X)
~and hopefully she will finally tell us that they are ment to be together. If not, hopefully others would come and help us. Should she still refuse, Lauren will have to rattled her teeth.
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Marylicious
So, Lauren just found a new adjective via restaurant billboard and so, as any reasonable person, decided to Google it and found this
on Urban Dictionary. According to them...
1. marylicious
The delicious taste that dulls all others by comparison.Â
When I need a fix, I yearn for somethin' truly Marylicious.
Me: Why are you waving your hand in the camera?
Lauren: People are like cats to me.
Me: Am I a tabby or a calico?
Lauren: That is an appropriate answer. A very appropriate answer.
Me: In Nebraska, it is illegal to hunt whales. I don't know why there are whales in Nebraska, but...
Lauren: Haven't you heard of Prairie Whales?
Me: Those are called Buffalo.
Lauren: No. Prairie Whales.
Me: ....You're kidding. Right?
Lauren: Where did you think tumbleweeds come from?
Me: ....I love you. That's all.