#eepy thoughts

I really want to hold a girl and kiss her so tenderly all over her face, singing her to sleep, and running my fingers through her hair.

Wanna be curled up in someones lap as they scritch behind my ears and give me gentle pets like I’m a little puppy while I slowly fall asleep ૮(˶ㅠ︿ㅠ)ა

As an honest man I can’t call you mommy without you actually being a mother, so how about you let me make you one <3

I've been debating posting this for a bit and have decided why not, so this is going to exist now. A couple nights ago I had a dream where I was a boulder with a face, assigned to roll over and kill Jerma and his family. I managed to find him in a huge funhouse-like mansion, and chased him through it, until he threw a computer at me which teleported me into a virtual dimension similar to an ARG with windows xp wallpaper aesthetic, and tormented me with my inability to jump as a boulder and put me in a pit and built a house slightly too far up for me to roll up and live a happy life in while a massive version of his face stared down at me from the sky, unimpressed at both the other Jerma's building ability and my lack of ability to jump. I eventually rolled fast enough by bumping from one wall to another that I broke the game and rolled back into reality and then he shot me out of nowhere and I woke up

apologies to everyone who just witnessed me speedrunning a mental breakdown i think i’m gonna log off and rewatch the until dawn fandubs and eat brownies until i fall asleep and then i think i’ll feel better in the morning lol

growing up is realising that actually pirates are cooler than ninjas