#eeliza

Eeliza: "... I'm... Sorry, hun..."

Fracktail: "I don't want you to be sorry. I want you to sit there, and KNOW that you are an ABSOLUTE FAILURE as a mother and wife, and that I. Fucking. HATE you."

Eeliza: "........."

Fracktail: "Now. Sandwich: ham, cheese, lettuce, and no crust. NOW." *Slams beer*

Eeliza: "Yes dear-!!!" *Runs off*

Hooktail: "He's... Only eight, Dad..."

Fracktail: *Snarls*

Hooktail: "... So... WAIT-!!! Does that mean that I am your favorite!?!?"

Fracktail: "Mm... I suppose. You're a good daughter... You vacuum most efficiently, you can cook quite well-"

Hooktail: "And I have good grades...!"

Fracktail: "...... Sure. But, you're not an amazing dragon... Not quite worthy of the family name..."

"I did every single thing even the great dragon elders before me wouldn't DREAM of doing!!!"

Hooktail: "Wow...! What do you think my brother will do to earn his dragon-ness and carry on your legacy?"

Fracktail: "NOTHING!!! Because your mother has raised him to be... Just... Some LIZARD!!!"

Hooktail: :o "Can girls carry on legacies?"

Fracktail: *Chuckles* "Not often. But, at this point, with your brother being such a DISAPPOINTMENT. If you so much as punched someone, I think the O'Saur family legacy would be all yours..."

Hooktail: *Thinking*

Fracktail: "WHORE, WHERE IS MY GODDAMN SANDWICH!?!?" *Storms off*

TW for homophobia, physical/verbal abuse, & death.

Hooktail: "... English, please!!!"

Fracktail: "Wha. What IS that??"

Gobblegut: "It's um, well... I. Like. LIKE girls AND boys! In a romantic way...!"

Hooktail: "Huh-? How do you know-?? I mean... You're just a kid...!"

Gobblegut: "I just DO! I figured it out a few nights ago! When I watch my cartoons or play with my toys, I like the boy and girl characters equally!!! And... Well, there's this boy at school I... I kinda like-LIKE him a little bit..." :|3

Fracktail: "Get out."

Gobblegut: "... What?"

Fracktail: "GET. OUT."

Fracktail: "SHUT UP." *Throws a picture frame at Hooktail*

Hooktail: "EEK-!!" *Dodges it*

Gobblegut: "But I- How am I supposed to-"

Fracktail: "Not my fucking problem you fucking f*ggot!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!" *Starts breathing fire*

Gobblegut: *Gasp* "... I love you mommy, I love you, Hooktail..." *Rushes outside*

Hooktail: "GOBBLEGUT, NOOOOO!!!"

Eeliza: "Honey, go to your room!"

*SLAM*

Eeliza: *YELP*

*CRASH*

Eeliza: *SCREAM*

*BAM*

... ... ... ... ...

Fracktail: "................... Hooktail?"

Hooktail: "Yes, Dad?"

Fracktail: "Call 911."

Hooktail: "What happened-??"