#eeeyy

NEW MADRIGAL BIRTHDAY DROPPED!!!

“ebony wyverns” pull me back in.

Galio’s new lore: Demacia discovered “petricite”, a fossil material that absorbs magic. Petricite is used everywhere in construction in Demacia. Demacians now hate magic. (How does this work at all?) The anti magiv properties of the petricite walls are so useful, Demacia builds a massive statue out of petricite to drag around wherever their army goes. After years of absorbing magic attacks from the enemies of Demacia, the statue comes to life. He’s a happy, simple douche with an Australian/British? accent. He’s asleep %99 of the time because he only wakes up in “times of need”, and modern Demacians are not all convinced that he isn’t just a big fucking statue.

Good: Big statue, proper thematic look, nice lore tidbits about Demacian Knights riding Wyverns, The Noxian Arcane Fist

Bad: avoiding expectations to make a giant solemn statue act like a goofy asshole, a cringe-worthy voice over, massive new plot holes that won’t be filled in for years. 

“You speak a lot, loud talky thing”

“Even while immobile, he maintained his consciousness” for decades kinda clashes with the whole excuse about how he’s young, with limited life experience, that justifies why his personality is so juvenile.

{ | ♣ | } A sigh hung heavy in the air, his DISCONTENT apparent at a glance. “I told them to summon SAPPHYRUS, but instead they give me this FALLEN? What a useless bunch,” he muttered, eyes falling upon the figure before him. It was strange how similar the FALLEN looked in comparison to his own loyal SERVANT, but the fact remained that he absolutely, and undoubtedly, was NOT the HELLSPAWN he had called for.