#ee headcanons

Just some headcanons for some of my favorite Epithet Erased characters

~✨~ how the squad eat they pop-tart~✨~ molly: eats them in the mornings. heats them up, finds them comforting.

gio: eats the most ridiculous flavours he can find in the store. also thinks the memes making terrible flavours ie. tire rubber are hilarious

sylvie: eats them normally, out of the pack

mera: prefers toaster strudel. eats the sugar packs by themselves when nobody’s looking

indus: eats them straight out of the pack, then proceeds to play with the wrapper

ramsey: eats them with the wrapper still on

zora: eats the wrapper

-It’s something her boss asked her to consider, and she doesn’t like the idea of disappointing him, so she reluctantly agreed to try it out

-She refused to talk for like the first 15 minutes then spent the next 45 ranting

-She actually felt better and was like “what madness is this” and agreed to keep going

molly: either does it the day of assignment or waits until the night before, no in between

gio: does it gradually or not at all

sylvie: procrastinated once, never again.

mera: procrastinates every time

indus: just gets it done quickly like a good boye

ramsey: pays someone else to do it

zora: probably cheats using some weird time fuckery

molly: villager/isabelle. loves animal crossing

gio: greninja

sylvie: king k rool

mera: samus/dark samus

indus: kirby

ramsey: meta knight or wii fit trainer, just to mess with people

zora: has never played

@aprilbrowines​ asked for pan ramsey headcanons and “meme” and i don’t know what i meant when i said that i’d take meme suggestions but here

the mating call of the pansey, the pan ramsey. also a kind of flower. you know, the flat ones with the faces?? those. pansies. anyway, headcanon time -if pickup lines could be good, he’d have good pickup lines

-doesn’t just flirt with anybody, he’s got standards. for the most part.

-i feel like he has a preference for girls but idk

-but i think romantically he would like boyses and nbs more

-he went to the same elementary school as zora and kind of had a crush on her

-(zora is 31 in canon i have nO idea how old ramsey is but i feel like they’re around the same age)

-likes making things out of clay and turning them to gold to give to people he likes. also does this with flowers. i have it in my head he’s a very sentimental guy

-he doesn’t have anything big or fancy to celebrate his own sexuality, maybe a ring the pan flag colours or smth

-he came out really late, as an adult, maybe at 21 or so

anon asked for nb molly!! and dw about it you’re valid, beartrap ;)

couldn’t find a good molly transparent at first and then spent forever drawing one, then didn’t like how it turned out and ended up editing one anyway. so have some free fanart. hcs:

-molly’s out to their sister, but not their dad. they’re worried he won’t understand. sister is supportive, but forgetful. at least she tries.

-after being asked to switch up the pronouns, giovanni catches on immediately, and quickly gets molly’s confidence up enough to get them to come out to sylvie as well. he’s also supportive, but takes a bit of time to get used to they pronouns.

 -they have a big pride flag in their room behind their bed. dad is oblivious to its meaning

-they wear a periwinkle binder

-they’re not comfortable wearing jewelery, but they do love skirts as long as they can wear leggings under them. having bare legs make them uncomfortable

-gio takes them to their first pride, they both meet a lot of cool people 

anon asked for aroace perc flag/hcs:

ok but hear me out: percy has the same colour palette as the aro/ace flag. that’s just so good,,

hcs:

-zora is kind of playfully flirty with everyone, including percy, but she nEVER NOTICES and ramsey cracks up at it every time

-”better caught with my shirt up than my pants down, eh?” “yes, it would be much harder to run that way.”

-as a kid: “percy, do you have a crush on anyone?” “what? why would i do that, that’s terrible”

-as a kid in sex ed, people would always laugh/”ew” and she was so confused?? it’s just the way people reproduce, why is that funny or gross

-she may be aro but you cannOT stop her from trying to start platonic relationships with everyone, including in the workplace. she doesn’t see it as unprofessional but rather polite to be kind, warm, and even close to coworkers. they all have a lot of respect for her because of her kindness and steel moral compass

-you know those little mickey mouse things they sell to put on the satellite of your car?? ok she has that on her police car but it’s the ace flag. or the aro flag, or the aroace flag - you decide.