#edward thatch

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Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag

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Blackbeard was 35

Adéwalé was 23

Edward was 22

Mary was 30.

Anne was 13. (16 when we first meet her at the tavern and rackham flirts with her. 18 when she's arrested and pregnant with rackham's child. RACKHAM WAS 33 WHEN THEY MET. theres also no actual real historical backing on their relationship either, she just joins his crew. so that was completely unnecessary on ubisoft's part.)

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT .!??"£*(&

ages are rough estimates, info from the wiki - screenshots below

Edward has Jennifer and Haytham, both from different mothers but everyone is ok with it (they can work through it), so everyone is chilling when someone knocks the door and this person is Connor

In the most surprised Haytham you're dad (he just decided to meet his father) anyway go fuck around and find out Haytham

And then one day (after Haytham and Connor shenanigans) Edward calls everyone saying it's urgent, what's made every worry because Edward Kenway doesn't just call people to help him! he never did it before!

When they arrived they found an Noa Kim sitting on the sofa, Edward smiled and said "I am a father once again" the chaos resurged after that

"FATHER HE IS YOUNGER THAN CONNOR!"

Bonus: Connor is now happy because he has someone else new in this family and whatever weird friend that old Kenway has (I am pretty sure that Bayek and Kenway would be friends in the most chaotic way)

If you want to keep it as close to canon as possible, Jenny is Edward's kid from his first marriage and his first wife died. He remarried and had Haytham afterwards.

Of course, one where Edward is a manslut who has baby mommas who didn't marry him but still have a good relationship with him would be fun too XD

Adéwalé is the long suffering friend who helps out. Thatch is the bff that is always off doing something crazy.

Edward may have bailed him out as much as Thatch had bailed him out.