#edrik

"It appears they were right. You truly are here and you are very much alive." Edrik said as he slowly landed next to now shocked Colin.

"Wh-what are you doing here?" He asked nervously.

"Me? I should be the one asking that. Do I need to remind you that this is human's territory? I thought I made myself clear when I said you are not allowed to be here." he scolded him "And yet you are. You disappeared for a bit longer than usual. We started to worry."

"Yeah... I'm sorry. I will explain everything but now's really not the right time" he said, taking him by his forearms "You should go back. I will be fine."

Edrik flinched from the sudden contact but narrowed his eyes and continued 

"Colin, I'm used to your weird fascination over these horrible creatures but you can't just- "

The other fairy stopped listening at this point because he spotted that they weren't alone here anymore which means something that he really wanted to avoid just happened. The human -Railan- was back. Now he will have to explain this situation to both of his friends. That's not going to end well but there's nothing he can do about it now.

"Edrik, listen to me! I will explain but you need to stay calm, like really, really calm." he made sure that he had his full attention. "Okay, umm try not to freak out too much." Colin smiled nervously.

Amarei Maurelle:

“Welcome to Physics!” *huge explosion* *screaming* “HOLY MOTHER-”

Aziza Septa:

*holding stethoscope to wall* “Just, uh, listening to see if I can hear myself asking for your opinion...I can’t, no, I don’t hear...”

Minerva Saturnius:

*slices water bottles with sword* “Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne.”

Helvedur:

“I LOVE JESUS, DAMMIT. That’s why I go to church on Sundays~”

Kintyra Septim:

“Hi, today I’m going to be doing Breathe Me by Sia.” *plays piano* *death metal screams* “BE MY FRIEEEND”

Fenthari Mahariel:

“‘Road work ahead’? Uhh, yeah! I sure hope it does!”

Garrett Hawke:

“I keep telling you man, you gotta stop letting people walk all over you!” *wheezes as he’s being stepped on* “Okay...”

Javier Almeda:

“This is CNN Breaking News.” *SMASH*

Montserrat Almeda:

*playing over the Seinfeld theme*  I’ve become so numb I can’t feel you there

Jasmine Clayton:

“If there are any spirits here tonight, tell me...does this sound like Shakira? Le ro lo le lo le...”

Ursula Trevelyan:

“Thank you all for coming to my Easter dinner, I just wanted to say ‘ass and tiddies.’”

Siri Brosca:

Fresh paint job? CHECK Fresh inside? CHECK Is the outside frame in the trunk wide? YES Are the rims big? WHUT?

Martin Gaius Septa:

La la la la La la la la Elmo’s wor-Hello darkness my old friend

Edrik:

"Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”

Taliah Kuvaris:

“You should get the orange soda. It’s amazing!” “Okay...I’ll have the strawberry soda.” *dramatic stare*

Visenya:

ami and helvy are no fun