#ectoblast

Writer: @dannyphandump​

“Alright hoes—”

“Hoe is a gardening tool,” Sam said.

“When did you even get here?”  Tali asked.

“You summoned me with your incorrect gardening knowledge.”

“She does that,” Danny explained, lounging back in his chair and sipping an ectoplasm smoothie.

“Whatever.”  Tali shook her head.  “Alright, hoes, it’s time for match 12!  First up is the embodyment of Bob Ross themselves, what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me, aka Stain!”

Stain twirled their paintbrush to the crowd’s applause.

“And their opponent, a creature from the Temporal Domain who has all the phighting instincts of both ghost and beast: give it up for Ectoblast!”

The wolf-human centaur loped into the ring.

“PHIGHT!”

“Oh, you’d make an excellent subject for my next painting,” Stain cooed, setting up an easel they pulled from the void.

“Not if I draw you first,” Ecto said, brandishing his pen.

“Ooh, an art-off,” Tali said.  “I wonder if Ecto’s six limbs will give him an advantage.”

Considering four of them were wolf legs, which lack prehensile thumbs, they did not.  But still, his human hands whirled across his sketchbook as he sought to capture Stain’s likeness.  With each stroke of the pen, bits of Stain’s mermaid-like form were chiseled away.

But Stain’s brushstrokes were faster.  “Time to become a happy little tree, Ecto.”

“No!  I just need a bit— more— time—!”

Too late.  Ecto’s form dissolved in a spray of paint, transformed into the image on Stain’s canvas.

Writer: @ecto-american

“I came back to announce extra stuff specifically for one key reason,” Nick spoke. 

“...Which was?” Sam questioned. 

“Spoilers but I’m also quickly beginning to suspect that you’re a snitch. Anywho we have.” Nick squinted at the smudged writing on his hand. “@ectoblast and @fandoms-are-for-always!”

“Doooo you really thiinkk yoooou stand any chaannce?” Rin sang, loudly. Her song was ear piercing, and she was already battling right out of the gate. No time to waste, she had a phight to win! Ecto, and most of Denny’s, covered their ears out of instinct from the piercing melody. 

“That song? Not quite. But! Nobody can resist puppies!” Ecto declared. He siced the puppies onto Rin. 

A chorus of excited puppy yapping moved towards Rin as they fumbled and tripped over each other and themselves in their excitement. 

Rin tried to ignore the cute tiny doggos and continue singing. Their fluffy faces, those excited tail wags. But they began to nip excitedly at her shoes. Soon she had to stop and fall to her knees. 

“Oh you’re just too cute!” she squealed. She began to pet and cuddle the puppies. 

“Whelp, that seemed to go smoothly! You held out longer than I would have!” Nick commented. 

“Hey, where are the puppies?” Ecto questioned. 

2) favorite phicc: hhhh I’ve read so many DP fics in the past three years that it’s hard to narrow it down, but my top 5 are Everything Was White, Treading Water, Things I Cannot Do in Amity Park, Lab Rat, and Shift. I know that’s a lot lol

23. can i borrow a ghegg from u

YES YOU CAN DEAR FRIEND HERE IS UR GHEGG