Jun 8
shane and ilya looking at ottawa house listing for ilya’s move to ottawa and ilya is pointing at the houses like hm this is mid century modern i’d like wood accents in here. this looks art deco i can get sveta to outsource some paintings hm this area would be good for a navy sectional sofa i think it would look eclectic
and shane’s just fucking hiding the biggest boner of his life
plot twist: ilya was studying about architecture and interior design prior to this listing during his final year at boston because he wants to amp up his new home for him and shane. also because he knows shane will get a boner.
#ilya: it would feel eclectic#shane *strained voice*: e-eclectic#eclectic?#ilya (innocently): shane is everything okay?#shane: yeah yeah#uh yeah a navy sofa with red accents sounds nice#ilya: shane are you turned on by me talking about real estate and interior design?#shane: nO#ilya: oh my god you are SO HARD#shane: nO IM NOT#he is#and they fuck about it#with ilya whispering mid century modern and art nuveau and art deco and minimalism into his ear as teasing#which just gets shane hornier#heated rivalry#hollanov#shane hollander#ilya rozanov#mr. real estate#mr. interior design
