#eatingcrow

The LIE that I am my own source and get my info from the Internet has been spread by Extreme Shippers and now disgruntled Ex-Shippers, and assorted Sam haters for YEARS. But anyone who has been in the fandom long enough KNOWS there is NO WAY I could have gotten ALL the info I’ve posted through the years if not for REAL SOURCES. But haters, of course, ignore PROVEN FACTS.

Here’s Lesley H. aka cant-resist-temptation aka one of the most insufferable bitches on the planet ONCE AGAIN spreading LIES about my Tobias source info. Oh HELL to the NO...I’m not letting you get away with this one. 

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Weeellll the Anon is an idiot for sending something that can be so easily disproved and CRT is an even bigger idiot for posting it. How can the Anon be the person who gave me the Tobias juicy info I recently posted when I directly communicated to an IDENTIFIABLE PERSON WHO WORKED WITH TOBIAS? Doh. 🤦‍♀️ The person I talked to, I talked to her on her account where she is IDENTIFIED. It was not a sock account. It was her REAL INDUSTRY account. I was able to verify the project she worked on with Tobias and KNOW she is the REAL PERSON. And she sent me pics of her with Tobias. And she gave me other info I haven’t posted yet, but I probably will at some point. There is more, much more.

So this CRT ANON straight up LIED to CRT and she posted it without verifying anything...unlike ME who ONLY posts things I can corroborate as TRUE. Please know that anything CRT posts about me or any of the haters that are part of her mean girl crew are LIES. And this Tobias one is laughable.

I was not “fooled” by some Outlander Anon, ya dopes, I KNOW WHO I talked to. And she definitely is a woman who worked with Tobias. I know everything about her and I talked to her on her verifiable real person account. I LOVE debunking this type of bullshit, so if haters want to keep making me happy, then keep being your usual idiotic selves.

And CRT continued to post hate directed at me, which will ALSO be thrown in her face. 👇

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Um, hey geniuses, think LONG and HARD about the reasons WHY I would have to wait until next week to post the identity or identities of WHO was with Sam at his meal at the IASG restaurant in the Blythwood Hotel in Glasgow. There is a REASON. And once I get the info, I WILL post it and I cannot wait to watch these dopes choke on some big fat juicy crow. 

Think of HOW MANY TIMES the haters have gnashed and frothed “Oh Purv doesn’t have any info, she’s just making it up, or she doesn’t have any sources!!!” and then BOOM, I post insider stuff no one had. Or things I said AHEAD of time, then were proven to be true. Tony, Mackenzie, Abbie, anyone? I, Purv, broke that news and MANY OTHERS. Just do a search and there are HUNDREDS of insider tidbits I’ve posted through the years, that I could have ONLY gotten via insider sources.

So, sit the fuck down, ya dopes, and prepare to be PROVEN WRONG...yet again. 😘

The second time I watched Stefan play as a Sounder was at a Vancouver Whitecaps Away Match. I remember it distinctly because it was one of my first Away Matches with Emerald City Supporters (ECS) And I was really amped about the new GK, that Sigi hired.

How Stefan Frei Made Me Eat Crow

First impressions often last, and I wasn’t impressed at all.

It’s 2014. I just settled back into my “seat” with Canadian adult sippy cup of beer. ECS was in maximum support mode even early in the match.

Frei was about to goal kick but he drags the ball to the far right to the 18. I initially thought that was an odd move but hey I’m not a professional soccer player so what do I know?

Next thing I see is Frei’s kick sail 50-yards into the largest pack of Whitecaps since kick off. Fernandez boots the ball into the empty as Frei fruitlessly runs back to cover.

1-0, within minutes of the match.

I lose my shit! WHO DOES THAT?! I’m livid.

After this match, I would continue to throw shade at this player, while drinking my Hatorade in the stands for years ...

Fast forward to 2016.

Sounders played well enough to enter post-season. Then the impossible happened.

For the first time in franchise history, the Rave Green was the Western Conference Champions and headed to the MLS Cup Finals against Toronto FC.

And ... it came down to this one save.

Jozy Altidore, Toronto FC and the soccer watching world thought that was the dagger to the heart into Seattle Sounders FC in OT.

NOPE!

Denied; saved by Frei! Which ultimately put the match into penalty kicks and we won.

Last year, we returned to face Toronto FC AGAIN. Despite Stefan’s efforts, and the rest of the SSFC, we completely collapsed.

But that didn’t stop me from having to eat a ginormous bail of crow while watching Frei defend the goal like a wall.

I met him at a ECS Party. Super nice guy as well as athletic, don’t I feel like an asshole!