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Verge (Midnight Buger):

COME ON IT'S VERGE

Dr. Yinz (Episode One):

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Pluto (Wanderer's Journal):

A mysterious wanderer with a secretive past…

Pluto's such a wet cat he's not even considered a planet anymore

Such girlfailure she's not even a girl

Poorest sense of self-preservation, falls down cliffs and eats poisonous plants on the regular

Girlboss? More like certified girllooser

He's very gender

So obsessed over the other MC she says Marigold's name an average of 4 times per episode (10-15 min long episodes)

Good with pets and creatures

Pluto is a wanderer. She roams the world in search of fun, adventure, knowledge. He's been to many places, seen many things and met many people. Just a shame she ends up hurting all the people he meets. Just a shame he runs away from all her problems instead of facing them head on. Just a shame she always tells others he's fine so they don't worry about her, beacuse the notion of people caring about her makes him feel even worse about himself. Face it Pluto, your only friends are a thing you found in the woods and a person talking through a magic book. Also you can't walk right. L + ratio Pluto, you aro disaster of a person.

(I love her so much, I'm so priveliged to be able to voice him <3)

Walt Tremblay (Episode One: Be That As It May):

Walt Tremblay is a decrepit adult man from Terre Haute, IN. He keeps a Smile Log. He killed Princess Diana. He has been kidnapped multiple times. He was witness and, arguably, accessory to the Club Pago shooting. He is a perplexed fan of Meghan Trainor. He has a number of ailments. He is active on Facebook. He has committed many sins.

Here is an incomplete list of his injuries and ailments:

 Face that makes people want to beat him up

 Foot disfigurement

 Gets beat up an average of 4 times a day (a conservative guesstimate)

 Gets hit by cars often

 Spent a night in a river

 Stayed in Lawyer Michael Richards' abandoned drug den for weeks

 Brushed his teeth 12 times a day, causing intense gum bleeding

 Spent 3-4 days in a cave because he wanted people to miss him

 Which lead to a rare parasitic bird laying an egg in him

 Which lead to him being held in custody by the US Forest Service

 Abducted by aliens

 Blacks out and appears in a new place frequently

 Got stuck on a ferris wheel

 Stopped a fight between two black teens by having them beat him up instead

 Kidnapped by the government

 Kidnapped by a guy who needed him to fix his VCR

 Kidnapped by Hashman

 Is incapable of feeling real pain or sadness

 Divorced

 Canceled by the Meghan Trainor fandom for rating her Christmas album poorly

 Has no fear of death

 Frequently tortured

 Confident in his unpracticed heterosexuality

 Locked out of his TikTok and Soundcloud accounts

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Dr. Yinz:

Dr. Yinz is a scientist who graduated from the Moscow Institute of Paraphysics, he is considered by some to be a supervillain but is also the creator of the Painting that will Heal the World. Yinz staged a Looney Toons style jailbreak, escaped from the FBI, and became a astral plane speedrunne, settled in the Orcish city of Shangri-La, and stole uranium.

Opulence:

Opulence is a transcendent being, golden man and the world's smartest person according to http://MyFunIQTest.com. He is dedicated to self-discipline, mental strength training, and the complete obliteration of all sexual organs. He possesses an exotic botanical garden and numerous psychic abilities, including accurately predicting the future and performing psychic attacks.

Weed Hashman:

Weed Hashman is a cannabis enthusiast. It is his life's goal to become the first man to die from a weed overdose.

Eventually he becomes a strange marijuana-based spirit that flies away with his friends. He randomly appears later in the series like a genie.

The Green M&M:

The Green M&M was submitted without propaganda.

I have received conflicting information, so I must ask for clarification. We all know binaries suck, but this whole tournament is based on the number 2.

*Option A:

Scripted: Dr. Yinz

Unscripted: Opulence, Weed Hashman, The Green M&M

**Option B: It depends but not like that ↑.

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Gwen Lestrade (Sherlock & Co.):

Gwen Lestrade was submitted without propaganda.

The Green M&M (Episode One):