Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Preliminaries — Episode One
Who is sexier?
Dr. Yinz
Opulence
Weed Hashman
The Green M&M
Propaganda
Dr. Yinz:
Dr. Yinz is a scientist who graduated from the Moscow Institute of Paraphysics, he is considered by some to be a supervillain but is also the creator of the Painting that will Heal the World. Yinz staged a Looney Toons style jailbreak, escaped from the FBI, and became a astral plane speedrunne, settled in the Orcish city of Shangri-La, and stole uranium.
Opulence:
Opulence is a transcendent being, golden man and the world's smartest person according to http://MyFunIQTest.com. He is dedicated to self-discipline, mental strength training, and the complete obliteration of all sexual organs. He possesses an exotic botanical garden and numerous psychic abilities, including accurately predicting the future and performing psychic attacks.
Weed Hashman:
Weed Hashman is a cannabis enthusiast. It is his life's goal to become the first man to die from a weed overdose.
Eventually he becomes a strange marijuana-based spirit that flies away with his friends. He randomly appears later in the series like a genie.
The Green M&M:
The Green M&M was submitted without propaganda.
Vote in which bracket these characters should compete in.
