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Bitches see a lanky guy with the complexion of a Victorian ghost child and eyebags that look like they came straight out of a Tim Burton movie and go:
“Yeah, that´s nice. I want one like that.”
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So if there’s Fboys and Eboys where’s the rest of the alphabet?
Like what if I want a Zboy? Cause f and e are both close to the beginning of the alphabet and close to the same thing. It stands to reason that the further you get to the end of the alphabet the better the boy is. Maybe we’ve only discovered e and f because they’re the most extreme types available on our planet like my dream z boy could be in another galaxy and is just yet to be discovered. With this reasoning it leads to further questions which I would like to ask below for all of you to consider.
Is the alphabet of boys a spectrum?
What kind of boy would a Zboy be?
With F and E boys being the way they are would A boys actually be the ones I am wanting?
In the scale of the alphabet is A the best or Z the best?
If E and F are the two categories we have discovered and Z is the worst that puts E and F very close to the top tiers of boys, this thought while horrifying cannot be ignored and needs to be discussed, because if E and F boys are some of the highest standards society has for boys then we as a people should fix that.
Please give me answers as this is now going to fill my thoughts until I have figured out how the alphabetical spectrum of boys works, thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Most male YA characters can be classified as e-boys.
If you don't believe me, don't worry because I have a list:
Cardan: fairy e-boy
The Darkling: genocidal e-boy
Kaz: edgy e-boy
Will Herondale: Victorian e-boy
Rhysand: horny e-boy
Loki: chaos e-boy*
Kylo Ren: space e-boy*
*not YA but let's be real they're close enough and they're definitely e-boys
I am taking no questions or criticism at this time
So George doesn't have two black holes beneath his sunglasses? Weird.