#e rambles

My neighbor told me his wives kept getting murdered by the devil snow children so I asked how many wives hes had and he said he just gets a new wife afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding wives to the devil snow children and then he started crying.

I regret to inform you all that I’ve retaught myself how to knit (I learned when I was eight and then forgot for sixteen years) and now I am filled with hubris such that I might even attempt to knit something to wear, like socks or a sweater.

I don't care how good of a leader Declan Rice is, I need people to shut the fuck up about the captaincy.

[wealwell voice] i Have to be more normal

Me when I see a new Vinsmoke artist and have to do a CIA background check in order to determine if they’re chill or not