. So, I decided to participate in the āHOW HARD HAVE YOU BEEN SODOMIZED BY LIFE OVER 10 YEARS.ā ~ or something... . Iāll be honest, I came... . ...to enjoy a few of its āsessionsā. (See what I did there?š) . I learned how to take it all in; to roll with it. Sometimes, Iād dress up - something nice and slutty. Place lit candles around the room; some cocoa butter the skin, and a spritz of Lifeās favorite cologne, with a couple beers waiting in the fridge. . There were times when Iād have fresh cookies waiting on the counter - warm, chewy, and freshly baked cookies. . Whenever I noticed that Life was losing its edge, I LOVED pressing Lifeās buttons, āLife, lookinā a little cold, today. Need some pills for that?ā . Instead of screaming, āLife! Oh, Life! Oh my Life!!!ā, Iād be like, āYouāre a little off, Life. You doing okay?ā, or āYesterday, was FIRE! You nearly fisted me into paralysis. Today, itās like youāre not really here. You alright, baby doll? *sigh*ā . Be like, āYo! Life, do you need a break, or a hug, or something?Should I call your mom to come pick you up? Iād rather ENJOY a hentai jerk-session, than waste my time here.ā . Once, while Life turned my asshole into pulled pork, I strapped my iPhone to my ankles, and totally ignored Life. I watched a GoT marathon of season 4 and 5 on my phone that weekend! . The best is when you put on a look of disappointment, stare right into Lifeās eyes and say, āThereās someone else, isnāt there?ā . This pic is, literally, what Life has done to me in the last 10 years. Do I have any complaints? Just two; (1) this relationship seems to be a one way thing. Will I ever get a piece of ass from life? (2) One of these meds is makinā me flaccid, which means, if I ever have the chance to f*ck Life, we can only cuddle and make blanket angels in bed.š¤ . #igy6 #laugh #bendoverhereitcomesagain #bohica #life #howharddidaginghityouchallenge #hhdahyc #2019 #2009vs2019 #motrin800 #drinkwater #dd214 #imaveteran #disgruntleddocs #dysfunctionalveteran #navydoc #corpsman #drinkinbros #greenside #changeyoursocks #veteransknow #CBD #kratom #fatmyselfhappy #itsnotgayifilikeit #ijuggledlifesballs #lifesabitchbutsheshot https://www.instagram.com/doc_frio/p/BsoJiVcAGaa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12qlo75pat03
