Here are those Dynabeam headcanons you wanted to see! Also Mitch is Dynaguy's actual name in my AU, just letting you know!
- Dynaguy warmed up the quickest to Gazerbeam, when he was still starting out as a hero, and kinda acted as a sorta "guide" to him with this whole hero business.
- Dynaguy is an absolute cornball when it comes to jokes... He comes up with the most cheapest puns that leave everyone groaning in annoyance. Gazerbeam quite likes them though and will some times let out a little chuckle if he likes them.
- Gazerbeam will usually tear up whenever he uses his lasers for a long period of time, though this can only be seen when he takes off the helmet. Dynaguy once confused this for actual crying when they were changing in the NSA locker rooms-
- They both discovered each others actual identities after agreeing to meet up for a coffee, after a really tough mission, as to sorta calm down and debrief on what just happened.
- Mitch (Dynaguy) has a Border Collie named "Jonesy" who absolutely ADORES Simon and tackles him whenever he visits... Mitch has tried to stop this from happening multiple times but Simon says that it's fine anyway.
- Some times, when visiting his office, Simon will find boquets of flowers sitting at his desk... Usually with roses (meaning love), yellow pansies (meaning thinking of you) and red carnations (meaning my heart aches for you)... He has a hunch on who keeps leaving them because of a very familiar Dynamo symbol that keeps appearing on the cards left with the boquets.
- Simon was Dynaguy's lawyer during some of the lawsuits he was getting during the super lawsuit craze.
- Mitch finds Simon's eyes beautiful and can find himself easily lost in them, even though he can't exactly stare them for too long... He curses at god for that-
- Simon's sisters (Florissa and Roseanne) took a while to warm up to Mitch but eventually grew to love him after he saved Simon from nearly getting killed by a villain.
- Speaking of said "nearly getting killed by a villain".... That was an actually pretty big incident that happened for the NSA... While going on a covert mission to a prison, where most villains are held, a riot broke out and ended with Simon/Gazerbeam getting pretty badly injured in his spine area and abdomen... Also frozen in ice... Dynaguy was so shocked at seeing that to the point he threatened one of the villains the prison to help him get Simon out.
- Mitch works as a lumberjack and also owns a small bit of farm land that he takes care of! Has quite a few veggies and fruits that he likes giving to Simon whenever he comes to visit him or whenever he goes to visit Simon.
- Simon has the most COLD feet you can ever imagine... Whenever him and Mitch are cuddling and he puts his feet against Mitch's legs... Mitch just flinches because of how cold it feels.
- Dynaguy was kinda shocked to see that Gazerbeam rode a motorcycle since... Who knew a lawyer, like Simon, would drive one? Although he did find it a bit hot...
- They once went to a supers bar, where there just so happened to be one of those mechanical bulls... And let's just say that Gazerbeam got a very good look at Dynaguy's bull riding skills through that.
- Dynaguy has chronic headaches whenever he uses his powers for too long, it's kinda like what Gazerbeam has whenever he uses his laser for too long.
- It can be a bit hard for Dynaguy to some times keep up with Gazerbeam, while on missions, due to much more endurance Gazerbeam has.
(I love em)
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