⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢VIVI.✦ ݁˖LEO˖ ᡣ𐭩

His whole audio file was just him crashing out because of his hangover, which is kinda understandable. Imagine barely recovering from a hangover just to get shoved under bright lights and being forced to do a whole interview. I'd crash out too.

I love plasmawave so I might draw that next but lowk these two are my fav but I haven’t seen much of them :( two fiery divas that have my heart

I love plasmawave so I might draw that next but lowk these two are my fav but I haven’t seen much of them :( two fiery divas that have my heart

- Everseer sorta fell first, then denied it for years, while Universal Man fell so hard for Everseer that it felt like he fell down 10 flights of stairs... Like he fell in love HARD with this psychologist.

- They first met during WW2 after Universal Man was brought in by the some supers, completely in a coma and about to be captured by Nazi's... Everseer was assigned to monitor him and calm him down in the case of him waking up and acting aggressively due to the very big change in enviorments that he was in.

- This was actually very much needed as the first thing Universal Man did to Everseer, when waking up, was nearly choke him out... Luckily Everseer was able to calm him down enough and explain everything to him...

- With time, Universal Man became sorta... Attached to Everseer. He became very affectionate of the man and even calmed down a lot whenever tests were being run on him by the NSA scientists, if Alfred (Everseer) was with him.

- Everseer noticed, during missions with UM, that whenever he reads Universal Man's mind when he makes his density heavier.... He starts hearing a very loud ringing sound in his head that only stops when he gets out of UM's mind. This had sorta disturbed him and has led to him doing more research about the changing of molecular density to see what it could mean.

- There have been cases, during missions, where Universal Man acts as a shield for Everseer in the case of them getting shot at. He knows how vulnerable Everseer is during some villain attacks and will usually act as cover for telepathy by shifting his density, to make himself more durable.

- Alfred (Everseer) hoses Victor (Universal Man) down, in the backyard, after almost every mission before letting him in the house... He may love Victor to death but he still has limits.

- Macroburst is sorta like their kid...? Everseer adopted them, when they were around 5 years old, after their mother committed suicide and had no one left to care for them... UM only came into picture when Macroburst snuck off from Everseer, one day, and ended up playing around with a just-woken-up-from-a-coma Universal Man.

- Everseer 10000% knows flower language and uses it on Universal Man... He knows that UM doesn't understand like he does, but that makes it more fun in a way.

- It took at least 10 months into their relationship before they could start sleeping together (in that sense) because of Everseer's germophobia... Universal Man was patient with him, however, and didn't pressure him in any way.

- They like reading books together, in bed. Victor (Universal Man) will sometimes relax his head on Alfred's (Everseer) and read along with him, before they both decide to fall asleep.

- Everseer's sleep schedule is atrocious... He is a psychologist, book author, superhero with a team that needs to be active all the time, and a single dad... He runs on coffee and 3 hours of sleep.... UM is concerned-

- Universal Man is so much taller than Everseer. He is at least a foot taller than him.

- NEVER ASK THEM TO PLAY PING PONG WITH EACH OTHER! They suck at it and will bicker the entire god damn time with each other.... (this is a reference to the Elastigirk prequel book btw)

- I also headcanon, like most people in the Fandom, that Everseer has pure white eyes with no pupils whatsoever.... And that Universal Man absolutely loves them. You can catch him staring at them very easily, and he absolutely admires them when him and Everseer are in bed together.

- Everseer almost never swears! While Universal Man... That's a bit harder to debate... He mostly tends to cuss in German but will mix in some English too.

- Universal Man is usually the big spoon, out of the two of them.

- Gym buds! It was said in Everseer's tape that he he does stay in shape so I imagine that Universal Man goes to the gym with him as well! Usually acting as his spotter when lifting weights.

- Everseer can carry Universal Man! As long as UM doesn't trick him by shifting his density and making it heavier.

- Surprisingly, Everseer has the most scars out of the two of them... Mostly cause a lot of villains tend to target him the most, because of him being very vulnerable when in battle. That's why UM has been trying to act more as a shield/cover for Everseer, so he doesn't have to watch another wound of Everseer's be added onto the already long tapestry of scars on his body.

- Victor (Universal Man) like running his hands through Alfred's (Everseer) hair because of how soft it is, but is also very gentle since Alfred's hair is pretty curly and he doesn't want to accidentally pull on it.

- Universal Man got sued 3 different times during the supers lawsuits, mostly for property damage and some injuries he might have caused during a mission.... Everseer only got sued once for the suspected idea that he read people's minds without their consent... He was so close to having an aneurysm that day because of it

- Their first kiss was in Everseer's office, while they were slowdancing to one of Everseer's music records.

- Universal Man likes giving Everseer small kisses on the cheek, bit makes sure to always makes sure to ask before he does so... As to not worry or stress him out.

- Would Universal Man carry Everseer over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes? Yes, he would if given the chance and permission to do so.

- Everseer has terrible migraines after using his future vision so Universal Man usually makes them both some tea or at least something to help calm down the pains.

FIROJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIROJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does he lack any other teeth in his mouth is he asking to be bullied he looks like this

- Dynaguy warmed up the quickest to Gazerbeam, when he was still starting out as a hero, and kinda acted as a sorta "guide" to him with this whole hero business.

- Dynaguy is an absolute cornball when it comes to jokes... He comes up with the most cheapest puns that leave everyone groaning in annoyance. Gazerbeam quite likes them though and will some times let out a little chuckle if he likes them.

- Gazerbeam will usually tear up whenever he uses his lasers for a long period of time, though this can only be seen when he takes off the helmet. Dynaguy once confused this for actual crying when they were changing in the NSA locker rooms-

- They both discovered each others actual identities after agreeing to meet up for a coffee, after a really tough mission, as to sorta calm down and debrief on what just happened.

- Mitch (Dynaguy) has a Border Collie named "Jonesy" who absolutely ADORES Simon and tackles him whenever he visits... Mitch has tried to stop this from happening multiple times but Simon says that it's fine anyway.

- Some times, when visiting his office, Simon will find boquets of flowers sitting at his desk... Usually with roses (meaning love), yellow pansies (meaning thinking of you) and red carnations (meaning my heart aches for you)... He has a hunch on who keeps leaving them because of a very familiar Dynamo symbol that keeps appearing on the cards left with the boquets.

- Simon was Dynaguy's lawyer during some of the lawsuits he was getting during the super lawsuit craze.

- Mitch finds Simon's eyes beautiful and can find himself easily lost in them, even though he can't exactly stare them for too long... He curses at god for that-

- Simon's sisters (Florissa and Roseanne) took a while to warm up to Mitch but eventually grew to love him after he saved Simon from nearly getting killed by a villain.

- Speaking of said "nearly getting killed by a villain".... That was an actually pretty big incident that happened for the NSA... While going on a covert mission to a prison, where most villains are held, a riot broke out and ended with Simon/Gazerbeam getting pretty badly injured in his spine area and abdomen... Also frozen in ice... Dynaguy was so shocked at seeing that to the point he threatened one of the villains the prison to help him get Simon out.

- Mitch works as a lumberjack and also owns a small bit of farm land that he takes care of! Has quite a few veggies and fruits that he likes giving to Simon whenever he comes to visit him or whenever he goes to visit Simon.

- Simon has the most COLD feet you can ever imagine... Whenever him and Mitch are cuddling and he puts his feet against Mitch's legs... Mitch just flinches because of how cold it feels.

- Dynaguy was kinda shocked to see that Gazerbeam rode a motorcycle since... Who knew a lawyer, like Simon, would drive one? Although he did find it a bit hot...

- They once went to a supers bar, where there just so happened to be one of those mechanical bulls... And let's just say that Gazerbeam got a very good look at Dynaguy's bull riding skills through that.

- Dynaguy has chronic headaches whenever he uses his powers for too long, it's kinda like what Gazerbeam has whenever he uses his laser for too long.

- It can be a bit hard for Dynaguy to some times keep up with Gazerbeam, while on missions, due to much more endurance Gazerbeam has.

(I love em)