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I have been plagued with a vision and must be lobotomized.

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Got reminded of my lovely HC where Bob threw Jack at a villain because it's funny to me and he traumatised him.
Mr.Incredible: Jack!! *running towards Gamma Jack with open arms* Gamma Jack:*thinks he gonna get thrown again as he quickly moves out of the way remembering what happened last time.* Mr.Incredible:*looks confused and a bit offended* Hey, why'd you move?! Gamma Jack:*grabs Frozone and Gazerbeam using them as a meat shield to cover himself* Frozone & Gazerbeam:*gets startled but glare at him* JACK!!! Gamma Jack: *peers out from behind GB & Frozone* I thought you were going to attack me... Mr.Incredible: I was going to hug you! Gamma Jack:*pushes both Frozone and Gazerbeam in front of him as he peers out behind them* Why would you hug me!?!?! Mr.Incredible: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!? Gamma Jack: YOU THREW ME!!!!!! Mr.Incredible: IT WAS ONE TIME!!! SIMON, LUCIUS ARE YOU HEARING THIS!?!?! Gazerbeam & Frozone: *wishing they weren't here right now*
Poor Simon and frozone 😭 (also prob the pose they makin while Bob and Jack are at each others throats prob)
XD I wasn't even thinking about the pose that Simon and Lucius were doing but it makes sense that they would be doing this pose seeing Bob and Jack just yelling at each other.
Although their caught in the middle when Jack decided to use them at meat shields in the first place as Jack doesn't want a repeat of what happen. Their the mediators of the argument between Jack and Bob, the price they have to pay of being friends with them. 😂😂
Fr lol😭
Got reminded of my lovely HC where Bob threw Jack at a villain because it's funny to me and he traumatised him.
Mr.Incredible: Jack!! *running towards Gamma Jack with open arms* Gamma Jack:*thinks he gonna get thrown again as he quickly moves out of the way remembering what happened last time.* Mr.Incredible:*looks confused and a bit offended* Hey, why'd you move?! Gamma Jack:*grabs Frozone and Gazerbeam using them as a meat shield to cover himself* Frozone & Gazerbeam:*gets startled but glare at him* JACK!!! Gamma Jack: *peers out from behind GB & Frozone* I thought you were going to attack me... Mr.Incredible: I was going to hug you! Gamma Jack:*pushes both Frozone and Gazerbeam in front of him as he peers out behind them* Why would you hug me!?!?! Mr.Incredible: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!? Gamma Jack: YOU THREW ME!!!!!! Mr.Incredible: IT WAS ONE TIME!!! SIMON, LUCIUS ARE YOU HEARING THIS!?!?! Gazerbeam & Frozone: *wishing they weren't here right now*
Poor Simon and frozone 😭 (also prob the pose they makin while Bob and Jack are at each others throats prob)
Can you tell I made these in like 5 minutes
I've said it once and I'll say it again. They did Hypershock so dirty with his NSA file, more specifically his personality.
The only thing they added was that he's an alcoholic with anger issues. Are we deadass? There's NOTHING else you wanna include abt him?? Not his other personality traits, a hobby, NOTHING???
Also I feel like this lowkey ties back to the demonization of people who struggle with addiction. They just made it seem like that all there is to Hypershock is his anger and addiction.
Oh my God, I'm so sad and angry for him at the same time. I don't care that he's a fictional character with two seconds of screen time, that's my goat.
Genuinely justice for my guy hypershock :(

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I redesigned my oc booming cherry!! I hope yall like her new design and I’m probably gonna change some of her lore and stuff and probably do a redesign for some of my super OCs too !
Also different ver where she has a eyebrow
I’ll probably also redesign some glory supers as well maybe so keep on the look out for that as well!🫶
Have a Frozone, it's on the house
Well my brain is going down this route. (Also I need to distract myself because I got pissed off by something so stupid)
Do you even think that, Gamma Jack was scared of holding babies/Infants or kids?
I mean yes, he can control his radiation because he knows what he's doing, but I'd like to think he cares but babies are fragile to him and honestly he knows he a walking nuclear bomb with a high radiation level.
After all people would assume he doesn't like babies or kids in general, when in fact he doesn't mind kids or babies, he just doesn't want to hold them/accidently giving them radiation poisoning. Again he could control his radiation but I'd like to think he tends to doubt himself, because even though he has his powers underwraps, a part of him fears that his radiation would bleed through causing harm and damage to the kids or infants.
Like a high potential during the Ban/relocations of the supers, depending on the timeline when Violet was born, I'm positive that Jack was terrified of holding Violet when she was born. Because I'm sure that Bob called Simon, Jack and as we already knows Lucius to come see Violet. Imagine being Jack and seeing your friends holding a baby in their arms, while Jack on the other hand is refusing to hold her, because of one he doesn't know if Violet is immune to his powers or two he's not sure if Violet even has powers at all, to him a baby is still a baby a very defenseless in a cruel, cruel world. But in the end he just smiles but still refuses to hold Violet but does he explain his reasoning to both Helen and Bob?
I'd say no.
He just refuses to hold her, he wants to hold her, but every fiber of his body just screams at him what if he hurts her, does some damage to her or the very least cause every lasting side effects to her. He'd be traumatised by what's he done.
So he takes the precaution of not holding any babies at all, it's a fear he takes since again kids are fragile like glass to him.
Although his friends can see how he hesitant and scared he is but they don't push it even though they find it weird as he has control over his radiation they don't understand why he can't just cradle any infant or baby in his arms.
They could see he wants to, as they slight push him to hold a baby in his arms but he tends to let his fears hold him back. He wants to hold babies and children but his fear always sets him back, due to how he could accidentally kill them.
Though I do believe he finally did hold Violet in is arms once, how? Very easy the simple parent. "I need to go real quick"
Either Bob or Helen went "Here" no warning and Jack held Violet in his arms and when I tell you Jack was not okay, he was trembling when Violet looked at him, he was going to cry because Violet was perfectly fine and cradled into his arms just looking at him.
Though when they came back Jack handed Violet back into their arms and rubs his hands together clearly worried since nothing happened but the thought of something happening truly made him worried but both Helen and Bob assured him that Violet is alright, nothing is wrong with her and he didn't hurt her.
It was the most traumatic event he endured but it did heal him from assuming the worst?
Heavens no, it helped somewhat he'll hold a baby for a about a few seconds and be like. "Alright time's up cute kid"
It's progress for him but in the end he'll go back to not holding any babies or kids. Again due to the fear of his powers.
Although it's just a little HC of mine but overall I think it'd be interesting if he was indeed scared of hold kids let alone babies at all. Think it'll haunt him in his nightmares if he ever found out he'd accidentally harmed a baby or kid.
After stalling and working on my gammabeam fics...I introduce my rare pair... Not to mention lossing my notes on the story I've finally did it... here you go. @kendall445
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜FIROJACK!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Firojack needs more love and attention!!! Why let Fironic and Gamma Jack duke it out when they could just idk MAKE OUT!?!?
I love this rare pair only because of one thing...Gazerbeam.
I salute you Gazerbeam for being friends with two heroes and their stupid swoopy hair styles!!!
Ahem...
Anyways here y'all go!
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Emerald Eyes (2792 words) by ScarlettDragonwolf345 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Incredibles (Pixar Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fironic/Gamma Jack Characters: Fironic (Incredibles), Gamma Jack (Incredibles), Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam Additional Tags: Getting to Know Each Other, First Meetings, NSA | National Supers Agency (Incredibles), Talking, Flirting, One Shot, Rare Pairings, Falling In Love, Romantic Fluff, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Author is dyslexic, Mentioned Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible, Mentioned Lucius Best | Frozone, I Need Them To KIss Right Now, Not My Best Work But I'll Do, I love this ship Summary: The other smiles then, again, looking pleasantly surprised. “You know, you look familiar.” He explained as he shot a lopsided smile, in a winsome and pristine way. “I’m Jackson, Well known as Gamma Jack, by the way.” “Oh — uh, m--my name is Fironic, Sebastian. It’s nice to meet you.” Fironic hesitantly extends his hand , and the gloved hand envelopes his, this time, even though Gamma Jack was wearing gloves, it felt weird since he swears he could feel how warm not to mention smooth his hand was, but the shake was short, firm and steady. It was the first, when he was left speechless, since he lost the words, lost his soul and heart to a pair of the most beautiful emerald eyes he'd ever seen. It also made things awkward he he just sat there, fuck he didn't even even know what to do at this point, but Jack pulled his hand away, just offering a small and gentle smile which was humiliating. He'd never acted like that before, he was hypnotized by those eyes, beautiful gemstones staring right back at him. It was making him nervous.
OMG LETs GOO (it was so beautiful omg I loved it I’m going Crazy omgebejehwbebhebehhehrehehjeejeje I read the whole thing omg I LUVvV)
Honestly this is the best thing I’ve seen today 😭😭🫶🫶
Awe thanks, my ass had to get this done, because it was gathering dust and this is my best work yet. Firojack needs more love 🫶🥹
I'm glad you've enjoyed it because I was at war with the fact I've lost my notes for the plot but in the end it came out beautiful, which I'll be grateful for 🥹
It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve seen today so I love it🫶👏👏
After stalling and working on my gammabeam fics...I introduce my rare pair... Not to mention lossing my notes on the story I've finally did it... here you go. @kendall445
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜FIROJACK!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Firojack needs more love and attention!!! Why let Fironic and Gamma Jack duke it out when they could just idk MAKE OUT!?!?
I love this rare pair only because of one thing...Gazerbeam.
I salute you Gazerbeam for being friends with two heroes and their stupid swoopy hair styles!!!
Ahem...
Anyways here y'all go!
~~~~~~
Emerald Eyes (2792 words) by ScarlettDragonwolf345 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Incredibles (Pixar Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fironic/Gamma Jack Characters: Fironic (Incredibles), Gamma Jack (Incredibles), Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam Additional Tags: Getting to Know Each Other, First Meetings, NSA | National Supers Agency (Incredibles), Talking, Flirting, One Shot, Rare Pairings, Falling In Love, Romantic Fluff, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Author is dyslexic, Mentioned Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible, Mentioned Lucius Best | Frozone, I Need Them To KIss Right Now, Not My Best Work But I'll Do, I love this ship Summary: The other smiles then, again, looking pleasantly surprised. “You know, you look familiar.” He explained as he shot a lopsided smile, in a winsome and pristine way. “I’m Jackson, Well known as Gamma Jack, by the way.” “Oh — uh, m--my name is Fironic, Sebastian. It’s nice to meet you.” Fironic hesitantly extends his hand , and the gloved hand envelopes his, this time, even though Gamma Jack was wearing gloves, it felt weird since he swears he could feel how warm not to mention smooth his hand was, but the shake was short, firm and steady. It was the first, when he was left speechless, since he lost the words, lost his soul and heart to a pair of the most beautiful emerald eyes he'd ever seen. It also made things awkward he he just sat there, fuck he didn't even even know what to do at this point, but Jack pulled his hand away, just offering a small and gentle smile which was humiliating. He'd never acted like that before, he was hypnotized by those eyes, beautiful gemstones staring right back at him. It was making him nervous.
OMG LETs GOO (it was so beautiful omg I loved it I’m going Crazy omgebejehwbebhebehhehrehehjeejeje I read the whole thing omg I LUVvV)
Honestly this is the best thing I’ve seen today 😭😭🫶🫶

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Firojack art!!
Gen love this ship even if they aren’t popular in the community tbh 😭
2 version
YES!!!
LOOK AT THEM!!! MY BOYS!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!!! THEY MAKE ME SICK!!!!!! I LOVE THEM SO DAMN MUCH!!! (≧ヮ≦) 💕
YEsS (the GOAT is here (you) and tyyyy😭😭🫶🫶)
I've miss them so much!! ToT 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
I need to write more prompts about them!!! Firojack is so rare they need to smooch by now!!! Love how you made Fironic look at Jacking in fawning all the while Jack which I'm 100% sure is gloating how amazing he is.
Fironic is such a good supportive boyfriend <3
IKR also I feel like this drawing would be them interacting for the first time
Firojack art!!
Gen love this ship even if they aren’t popular in the community tbh 😭
2 version
YES!!!
LOOK AT THEM!!! MY BOYS!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!!! THEY MAKE ME SICK!!!!!! I LOVE THEM SO DAMN MUCH!!! (≧ヮ≦) 💕
YEsS (the GOAT is here (you) and tyyyy😭😭🫶🫶)
Firojack art!!
Gen love this ship even if they aren’t popular in the community tbh 😭
2 version
Today's super of the day is Vectress!
Vectress is a super from the glory days whose had the ability of sub-sonic screams. She was killed by the Omnidroid v.X4 during Operation Kronos. She is briefly mentioned in The Incredibles, and she is also seen during the deleted Gazerbeam memorial scene from Incredibles 2. She is playable in the LEGO game as well. In the LEGO game and the deleted scene from I2, there are two different designs for Vectress, and it is unclear which is canon.
Man, I wish the NSA had more information about Hypershock's personality other than him having a short temper and being an alcoholic. It's never stated he was under A-Level monitoring or anything like that.
His whole audio file was just him crashing out because of his hangover, which is kinda understandable. Imagine barely recovering from a hangover just to get shoved under bright lights and being forced to do a whole interview. I'd crash out too.
I need more info on this man BAD.

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Kinda old drawing I did butttt here’s some sun blaze art!! (Apogee x blazestone!)
I PROMISED LESBIANS I WILL DELIVER LESBIANS
I love plasmawave so I might draw that next but lowk these two are my fav but I haven’t seen much of them :( two fiery divas that have my heart
YURI 🫶🫶🫶