#dykerory

Butcher - English Bulldog

MM - Rottweiler

Hughie - Scottish Deerhound

Frenchie - Poodle

Kimiko - Japanese Bobtail ( The Female -> The Feline )

ooooooh i am SO interested let's do it! post-series little backyard bbq bonding between my two favs <3

Sam doesn't really get it at first. It's not just that Miyagi-Do and its whole ethos has been beaten into her brain since birth, or that she's grown up hearing horror stories of what Johnny Lawrence and the Cobras did to her dad (though neither of those things helped). After watching Miguel fight, after watching Aisha transform, and after getting her own ass kicked by Tory, the Cobra Kai style is sort of undeniable. In fact, as much as she disagrees with it, Cobra Kai she gets.

It's Johnny she doesn't understand.

He's currently leaning over her dad's shoulder trying to coach him through grilling a burger which is laughable because Johnny looks like the kinda guy who likes his meat with literal char on it while her dad is probably the best amateur chef in the Valley. (Biased? Maybe. But anyone who questions her clearly hasn't tasted her dad's lasagna.) He's got a beer in one hand, the other gripping her dad's shoulder, and even though the drama of high school is behind them — behind all of them, including the drama of Sam's own high school career — it still feels weird to see them so close without punching each other.

"What do you think they talk about?" she asks.

Miguel shrugs, mouth around his burger. "I dunno. Karate? The 80s? Babes?" Sam grimaces, that all sounds about right. "All of the above? Look, I know you've got your hang ups about Sensei but he's a good guy. Really funny, even when he's not trying to be. Especially when he's not trying to be, actually."

"I don't doubt that Johnny's a good guy, Miguel." And she doesn't! Hell, she doesn't even doubt that he's a good teacher! A weird teacher. He did make her jump off a building that one time. (And it was amazing and she felt like she was flying and she felt untouchable and the thrill of it all made her feel like she could accomplish anything and and and.)

"I'm just saying, try to get to know the guy. If your dad can do it, you can too."

No one would accuse Johnny Lawrence of being a mind reader or even having the ability to like, read a room essentially, but he does choose that moment to cross the backyard and take a seat right next across from Sam and Miguel.

"Burger's good?" Johnny asks. Miguel nods and takes another bite like he's proving a point.

Miguel looks between Sam and Johnny and Sam can knows exactly what he's about to do it before he even does it (maybe she's the mind reader here). "I'm gonna grab another one, actually. I'll grab you a beer, Sensei! Hang here."

So. That just leaves Sam and Johnny. Cool. Great.

Johnny drums his fingers on the table of the patio set awkwardly, eyes dancing between the table, his seat, the grass, and the house behind Sam's head, pointedly trying to look at anything but Sam.

Jesus.

LMAOOOO all right got it:

A crossover ship I’d dig: I quite simply think that MM and Allison can and should kiss.

A crossover BroTP I’d dig: Look look look Frenchie and Kimiko would fit RIGHT FUCKING IN with the Hargreeves okay this is just a blanket statement them witth EVERYONE.

A crossover Frenemies I think would be inevitable: Ooh. I mean it's gotta be Five and Butcher, they'd work together but not be able to trust each other that much and I think it would just be very interesting.

A crossover badass duo I think would be inevitable: God like? Any of them lmao? But maybe Noir + Lila, idk it's popped into my head and I feel like Lila would unironically love him and think the dude is a fucking delight and just fight with him lmaooo. Or Annie and Viktor, I think they'd have a grand old time beating people up.

A crossover animosity I think would be inevitable: I mean i's gotta be all of them with Homelander right lmaoooo. Allison rumors him to punch himself in the face <3 ALSO. Five sees Hughie's teleportation powers and is like "absolutely fucking not <3" he basically takes it personally that Hughie is naked every time he teleports asdjfkl

Look I had no idea where to put this but. I just need it to be known. The Deep sees Ben's powers and he is. IMMEDIATELY intrigued. Dude can talk to whatever tentacle monster is inside Ben and by god does he want to bang it.