The sass is back. In this week's Sassy Sunday, Thranduil is not amused. #lotr #hobbit #Thranduil #tolkien #DwarfRacistPartyDad #Legolas #LeePace
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The sass is back. In this week's Sassy Sunday, Thranduil is not amused. #lotr #hobbit #Thranduil #tolkien #DwarfRacistPartyDad #Legolas #LeePace

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Thranduil takes the party with him.
I feel like Thranduil would wake up one day and be like "This party is dead, y'all." And he'd get up and take all his people and sail over the ocean into the Undying Lands and set up shop and throw everyone's lame-ass elvish hymnals away and get everybody all turned up and Legolas would come over after like 59 years of wandering Middle Earth wilderness all "man am I ever ready for a relaxing bath and a lutist" and Thranduil would be there with lights and crazy music and Legolas'd just exit off the boat and be like "dammit, dad." And Thranduil would be like "hey where did you wander off to I haven't seen you in forever" and Gimli would be like "ALL THE SALTED PORK I CAN EAT?!" gingerhaze
Isn't Gwindor fantastic??
Gwindor is totally fantastic. Heâs my baby. Iâve talked about him here, but I always love talking about him. Actually the part I like most (what kind of sicko am I, right?) is the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, where itâs basically singlehandedly his fault Fingonâs forces commit too early. But they drag his (blind) brother up there and torture him to death, youâre damn right heâs going to charge in there like he wants to kill everyone and has a death wishâbecause he does. He scares the crap out of Morgoth and hereâs the part where we expect him to bite it.Â
The worst part is, the really masterful part (if by âmasterful" we mean âOuch, thank you Tolkien, my feels,") is that he doesnât die, just when he most wants to die. No, no, and itâs not like he lives so that he can play through this and grow or anything, no: he lives for capture, imprisonment, torture, an escape that makes him mistrusted by his own people, physical trauma that never heals, watching his girlfriend fall in love with someone else, and death knowing his home was destroyed. And I hate it because at the end there itâs like Gwindor got Refrigeratored just to advance Turinâs plotline.Â
I think there needs to be more Gwindor fic in my life because I like crying, apparently.
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that sucks hard, thanks for answering
typing on my phone pisses me off to no end so if I haven't privately answered your ask yet it's like 100% likely that it's because I have not had a chance to go on a computer

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