When I showed this to a friend I described it as “When your tiny dwarf wife is too short to kiss you’ll just have to Hoist Her.”

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When I showed this to a friend I described it as “When your tiny dwarf wife is too short to kiss you’ll just have to Hoist Her.”

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“Oh Mahal-”
Learning how to play the flute
The Hobbit au: Nami
Please know that this absolutely not accurate, since I am very new to the Tolkien fandom. I’m only doing this because it’s fun and thus isn’t really horribly concerned with accuracy. (You are however welcomed to point it out when I step too out of line.) Written with the help of the lovely @nopleaseexplain
Nami is a dwarf traveling with the company as their navigator, and occasionally second thief.
Second youngest in the Ri family, and the only woman in the company.
Me: *Thinks about elf Vivi braiding her dwarf wife’s hair* *Remembers that hair is something that only family or partners help with in dwarrow culture* Oh God. Oh Fukc- *disintegrates*

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Nami, piss drunk at 11pm: He hass,,he’s gots the, fuck whatshisname, uh Garfield The Great! He’s Got The Reshbonsibility Of A Wet Towel.
Fíli, impressed: How are you even alive with that much alcohol in yer system
Should I give dwarf Nami a small scar through her eyebrow? Like from some kinda bar fight of something. I’m really tempted, as the biggest lesbian I know she deserves a slit eyebrow.
Drunk Nami in whatever au sings this at the top of her lungs. Doesn’t matter if it’s canon Nami, Viking Nami, or Dwarf Nami, she sings it.
@whirlybirdwhat