#dutchmemes

Dutch Christmascore. Your house smells like grease, if not from oliebollen it's from the "gourmetstel". Mom's bought too many miniature pieces of meat again. Your "gourmetstel" still has burnt bits from last year on it. Grandma is telling some vaguely racist anecdote. Your whiskey-cocktail sauce cascaded down onto your plate like a tsunami despite having to slap on the back of the bottle 7 times before anything happened. Top2000 is on the radio. Before any of your things on the "gourmetstel" re done you are already full of garlic bread.