Aug 4, 2025
where are the stranger things proshippers and why aren't they obsessed with Steve/Dustin
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where are the stranger things proshippers and why aren't they obsessed with Steve/Dustin
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found a ship hating fucker on the loose and decided to put myself in the line of fire for my favourite ST ship 🤷🏽♀️
(anyway, if you ship romantic dusteve please lemme know, you're welcome to stay and chat)
"You die, I die." "You die, I die."
Full offense? The cowards in the Stranger Things fandom have been sleeping on aged up Dustin/Steve for YEARS. The Season 5 Volume 2 trailer just confirmed the potential of this ship with some "you jump I jump" shit. Holy fuck.
Don't be fucking cowards. Be brave. Be fearless. WRITE PROBLEMATIC FIC!
Write fic with Steve/Dustin aged up.
I'm sorry but even before Vecna, Billy was a sadist and a racist. And RIP to Eddie, he saved the world, a lot
But no one is ever going to love Steve as much as Dustin does and no one is ever going to appreciate Dustin's everything as much as Steve.
But above all of that... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
"You die, I die." "You die, I die."
Yall what are we even doing here?
And before you come at me with "Oh Dustin's just a kid." People grow the fuck up. That's what fanfiction is for. Writing the future. I would direct your attention for a solid 15 years worth of Harry Potter fanfiction before JKR was radicalized when people shipped 2/3 of the trio with Snape. What'd folks do? They just aged them up.
AGE YOUR CHARACTERS UP!
PEOPLE USED TO DO THAT!
ITS STILL A THING YOU CAN DO BECAUSE THIS IS FICTION!
I swear to porn, fucking puritanical bullshittery is the only reason this isn't the biggest ship in the fandom.
Some of yall need to remember that fanfiction is in fact FICTION and that you can AGE CHARACTERS UP.
HAS FASCISM WEARING THE MASK OFANTI-ISM AND PURITANICALISM TRULY ROTTED THE SOUL OF FANDOM SO DEEPLY THAT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO HAVE AN AGE-GAP SHIP?
YOU AGE THE YOUNGER ONE UP TO AN ADULT!
YOU DIE, I DIE?
FOR REAL!
HOLY FUCK.
[Dustington headcanon/concept]
Steve, wanting to do something special for Dustin's birthday, and most of all impress the boy he adores, decides to do a guitar solo he practiced with Eds all month long. Dustin had practically been stuck to Eddie's hip all year long and Steve thought it had somethung to do with his rock esthetic.
So why not try it himself?
Steve is so corny about it that Dustin thinks it's lame. Still, it's the hottest and sweetest thing he's ever seen.
Steve is lame but he's still Dustin's. Who wouldn't love a guy that does an entire crappy guitar solo for you.