oh! she knows him! he was in last month’s cover! well excuse her, sullivan street patron’s, but she’s got to meet him! with all due propierty, she slides the box with her (two) dozen donuts under her arms, wipes away the sugar powder from her hand and puts up her brightest smile - nevermind that the (two) dozen people she shoved across the line are glaring at her. ‘ excuse me! ’
‘ i don’t want to bother you while you’re getting your breakfast, but if you’re the guy i read about on gq magazine’ – cosmo, ten most eligible bachelors with surprising careers – ‘i just have to tell you, i’m such a huge admirer! you’re unbelievable! your life is just like a movie. smart, handsome detective, working all of those high profile cases, finding lost jewels, outsmarting genius murderers ’ and baby, this is the moment in your movie for a meet cute. if, you know, the seductive, mystery woman type is supposed to have jelly on her nose and powder on the corner of her mouth.
@dunnithole
