#dumpable offence

disagrees with you about the backstory of your rpg character

Doesn’t let you automatically succeed with natural twenties when they GM games.

stirs your tea with a gallium spoon

When you look into their eyes you see only darkness, darkness and great structures, great structures moving in the void, so vast that all you know is but shadows, also they keep getting distracted and it’s a little disheartening

goes to the cinema with you, realises that there’s not enough money for both of you to see the film, so they say “okay I’ll go see it by myself, bye!”

Is young but constantly insists that they are a withered old skeleton monster who lives in a graveyard.

Is so fucking edgy

threatens you via posts in your own queue