#dumbdumbsofnewyork

scenario - E Train @ Penn Station...of course...

Dear Dumb-Dumb of New York, We understand it's cold, and you're tired, but BITCH, you ain't homeless...just so lazy and inconsiderate that we all wanna slap your mother across her stupid face, because she didn't raise you right, ya long-ass pubic hair on the rim of a dirty toilet... Love, NYC scenario - rush hour...enough said... (photo submitted by DDNY reader, JA)

Dear Dumb-Dumb of New York, Wanted to snap a photo of you LICKING the frosting off the top if your Reese's Peanut Butter Square, while waiting for your Orange Colatta, but was afraid you'd pull out a machete and hack me to pieces, ya candy corny scatnest... Love, NYC scenario - early morning run at Dunkin Donuts...

Dear Dumb-Dumb of New York, While we applaud your decision to eat fruit for breakfast (instead of what we assume is typically a large pizza), confusion set in when you tossed your banana peel onto the seat next to you, then looked down at it with disgust (kinda like you had no clue who left it there), and then brushed the poor thing onto the floor. News flash, dickslime...you're a pig, you 5' piece of shit... Love, NYC scenario - angry blogger heading to work on a Saturday...again...

Dear Dumb-Dumb of New York, Smoking is NONE of the following - sexy, cool, or glamorous... Smoking IS the following - illegal on MTA property, and we hope your fellow bench mates are calling the subway police... YOU are the following - white trash, repulsive, and dying with every breath of that cancer stick, you gothic retard... Love, NYC P.S. - you look like you're having a stroke (photo submitted by DDNY reader, PC)

Dear Dumb-Dumb of New York, "Hey guy (in the curious George jacket), who woke up a kid who was sleeping in that same seat to move over so you could sit down (and followed with "what you didn't have your coffee this morning?", ps the kid was like 10!!!), and then when the kid got off a couple stops later, you moved to the same seat doing the same thing as the sleeping child, but you read your newspaper never looking up, AND placed your bag on the seat next to you, making it unavailable when people were loading the full morning bus...yeah, you...great job as Jabba the Hut in Return of the Jedi, you fat, slimy, fucktard..." Love, NYC (photo and edited story provided by DDNY reader, KS)

Dear Dumb-Dumb of New York, Open mouth chewing AND bubble blowing on the subway is vomit-inducing disgusting. Screaming while running to the next subway car is a typical reaction, but a photo was DESPERATELY needed, you fucking ebola wart on the ass of humanity... Love, NYC scenario - angry Queens bound E train...

Dear Dumb-Dumbs of New York, Please close your eyes (both of them, you turd lickers) and picture this...EVERYONE WITH A BRAIN ROLLING THEIR EYES AT YOU FOR POSTING THIS NONSENSE, YOU SPERM BURPING DUMPSTER DIVERS... Love, NYC scenario - millions of people pointing and laughing at you...