#dumb post machine

Jon Snow you have a white dog and wear all black, what brand of lint rollers have you been using

imagine being the first night’s watch recruit to be a gay sex worker w/ your face and body done like leave-in curl cream, perfume combed thru your beard, eyebrows plucked and like beat face contoured... and then when you walked into like castle black or whatever and everyone dropped their flagons of ale and was shookedt? like everyone sparring in the yard was just in shock and you walked across the snow in your wantmylook.com thigh high laced up heeled black boots and tapered black cloak and tight black doublet like your life depended on it... yes god

At the end of ASOIAF, everyone finally goes to therapy but SURPRISE! the only licensed therapist in Westeros is Qyburn.

the inherent homoeroticism of describing another boy’s hair as “raven’s ringlets”

14 year old Jon Snow being wonderstruck by Jaime at the Winterfell feast really has teen “I haven’t realized I’m bisexual yet” energy and you can’t tell me otherwise