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they’re boyfriends your honor
emo/punk couples are all that i want in life and they are making it happen

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Very Cursed™ Headcanon
Since Virgil is a spider, yes he has the extra legs, but what about the pedipalps? If they're not extended they make their presence known another way. I'm talking biker mustache like Hulk Hogan style. It appears on his face every morning and he shaves it off daily because he does. not. want. But it keeps coming back in full and it drives him nuts. There's only one side who's going to have a 70s trash-stache and it is not him.
Remus is the only one who's ever seen it in full and he loves it. So on Remus' birthday he doesn't shave and hides away with the duke and hangs out with him. There's a lot of mustache grooming and fuzzy kisses and cuddles involved
edit: updated because I mistook pedipalps for chelicerae
Can You Do “This Next Song Goes Out To My Lovely Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Significant Other In The Front Row!” “*UNHOLY SCREECHING* OH MY GOD, THAT’S ME!!” With Dukexiety Where Virgil’s A Rockstar And Remus Is His Supportive Groupie Boyfriend?
Virgil loved being a star, most of the time. The recognition was nice, he felt content with what he was making financially.
But it was lonely, it was oh so incredibly lonely, especially with Remus there.
Remus, with his gorgeous grin that was just a little to wide to be fully human.
Remus with that stunning stark white streak through his dark brown hair.
Remus with red eyes like rubies that glinted brightly when the light hit them just right.
And Virgil was incredibly and undeniably in love with him.
And it hurt.
Remus was Virgil's bandmate, a groupie, if they'd started dating it would be a massive scandal, and he didnt know how to deal with it.
So he didnt deal with it.
Every tour they went on, there was Remus, front and center row, cheering him on enough to cover for hundred of empty seats, not that there were any.
And there was Virgil, standing on the stage with lights in his face so bright it almost hurt to stand in them for to long, wearing clothing all to tight and all to restrictive, belting out until his voice went hoarse and he had to resist the urge to laugh at his own lyrical work.
It took nearly the thirtieth tour for him to finally figure out a strategy.
So he stepped up to the mic, leather boots, fishnets, studded jacket, shorts that wouldve made his principal give him a death glare had he been in highschool.
And he started his set.
One song.
Two songs.
Three.
Four.
Five.
And before the sixth song, he stopped.
"I've got something new for you all tonight," Virgil said calmly into the mic, earning a confused look from his agent off stage, and renewed cheer from the crowd.
"This is for my boyfriend, in the front row," Virgil said, looking in front of him and in Remus' direction. He smirked as he saw Remus' face flood with color, that was another thing about the stage, up here, he was larger than life, and everyone around him knew it.
So he opened his mouth, walked as close to the edge as he could manage without falling.
And he sang the final song that night.
His agent thought he could make him regret it, with vague threats about his contract, but Virgil knew it was all a bluff, his contract never mentioned anything about relationships, he read it every day before a set, and his brother Janus was a lawyer, like hell he was going to let Virgil sign anything without understanding it.
So instead he moved on to Remus' part of the trailer, where Remus waited, face so red you'd think he'd ripped the skin off of it.
"Did you like it?" Virgil said quietly.
"Boyfriend?. . ." Remus whispered,almost as if he'd been rolling the word on his tongue.
"Boyfriend," Virgil replied matter-of-factly.
"I'd like that. . ." Said Remus.
"And I'd like to sleep," Virgil said, collapsing into Remus' arms and shrinking against his chest.
"I think I'd like that to," Remus said quietly.
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Remus: This is my boyfriend Virgil!
Roman: *looks at Virgil then at Remus*
Roman: You could do better
Virgil: Which one of us are you referring too
Roman: Both
I made these because I was sad 😔 well I’m still sad-

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Can you draw Patton and Janus playing Animal Crossing together, it just seems like it'd be so cute! - @parttimeliar
When a video game arachnid threatens your boyfriend's video game character, the only logical outcome for the spider? Death.
Remus and Virgil also playing Animal Crossing? - @skeletonsloverockcandy
Remus world get a kick out of those gnomes
Another insta dtiys, but I added butterfly Remus
language headcanon 2 (dukexiety) - Sign Language
Thomas had recently taken an interest in sign language. He said it was so he could better make friends without having to worry about if they had hearing difficulty or couldn't talk. Thats what he told people like Joan and Talyn, anyway. In reality, he wanted the security of knowing that he would be able to communicate if he ever lost the ability to speak. He could also sign rude things at his friends without them knowing. Wait what? No he would never do that. Where did that thought come from ----------------------------------------------------- It had been a couple months since Thomas began the online course in ASL, and it seemed the only two sides that had actually learned it were Virgil, which made sense given Thomas’ reasons for picking it up in the first place, and Remus, who was intrusive enough in the initial decision that he managed to get himself this very useful skill as well. It infuriated Virgil to no end, the things that he did with this limitless new power of theirs. Like going up to Patton, signing things that Virgil would never get out of his head without multiple visits to Picani, and tell the innocent side they ment “you’re doing great” or “I love you.” It certainly didnt irritate him because he wanted the duke to say those things to him instead, and he definetly didn’t find it even the slightest bit funny when he signed rude things at the others. No. Never in a million years Remus on the other hand, was saving his greatest plan for last. You see, he had recently been told by his sickening brother that he had found pictures of Remus in the emo’s room. He was also completely unaware of all the small things that he noticed about the admittedly taller side. Like how he would appear just the tad bit less sad when Remus smiled or laughed. Or how he constantly catches Virgil sniggering at his jokes about the others. The final fact that put this idea in the creepier royal, was that Virgil had also gotten Thomas’ new signing ability. ----------------------------------------------------- the sides sat at the table in the mind palace. Virgil and Remus facing each other one end, with Logan seated next to Remus and Roman opposite, next to Virgil, Patton sat next to Roman, an empty chair left unoccupied but still set sat opposite him, an orange napkin on the plate, and Janus taking up residence at the head of the table. everyone was here, but that didnt matter to Remus, it only made it all the more fun. As they began to eat Virgil took a bite from his food, Remus stared the emo in the eyes and began signing. “God i wish that Fork were me” Virgil choked on his food. Did Remus just say, or more accurately, sign, what Virgil just saw. He managed to compose himself and continued eating, but not without a confused glance from the others who either didnt see the duke sign or wanted to know what it was that he said to elicit that reaction from Virgil. Remus just smirked and continued. “I can help you choke again later on if you want” this time the emo just spluttered but managed to retain his composure and continue with his meal. Not such a strong reaction this time. That made things less fun. Then again, was Remus doing this for fun? It would be better if the rest weren’t pre-occupied and could question Virgil. but if he wasn’t doing this for his entertainment, was he actually trying to tell him something? No, no. He simply just had to step up his game again. Virgil seemed like he’d top anyone pretty easily, maybe the duke needed to re-word his offer? “Or you could get payback? i wouldn't mind choking on you” Virgil just rolled his eyes. An eyeroll? Thats it? What was Remus doing wrong? was he not saying the “right” things? he decided to give it one last try, and this time sign what felt he needed to. “I love you” That was it. Vigil had to leave the room he was choking so hard on his food. Remus followed him. He wasn’t quite sure why he had said that, it just felt like what he should say. He walked into the kitchen to see Virgil leaning over the sink. The shorter man wrapped his arms around him from behind and place his head on Virgils shoulder. Virgil turned around, took Remus’ arms off him and began to sign so the others had no chance of hearing what he was about to say “Did you mean that? You love me?” Remus thought for a moment before nodding. He saw more in Virge than just what they could do in the bedroom. He saw himself waking up to his face, or taking care of him when he’s sick. He made Remus feel... normal. There were still the intrusive thoughts about him, sure, but for the first time they weren't the only thing in his head. So yeah, He did Love Virgil. Virgil began to sign again. “Your offer back there. The last one. I’ll be in your room after dinner” Remus had to think for a moment before he realised. His offer. Well, maybe the dirtier thoughts about Virgil weren’t always unwelcome.