#ducks?!

My brain:

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Me: if I say hi, will you leave in like 2 seconds.

JT: i don't think so

JT: depends if something comes up or not

Me: okay

Me: hi

JT: haha

Me: did something come up yet

JT: not yet

JT: you wanna try again?

Me: ok

Me: hi.

Me: WAIT

Me: DO YOU KNOW JESUS CULTURE

JT: yes. we're going to see bethel live this weekend.

Me: OMGGGGGGGG. ARE YOU SERIOUS

Me: I LOVE BETHEL LIVE OMGOMGOMG

Me: Did you know. Jesus culture is having an NY conference in June.

Me: and guess what

Me: .

Me: guess.

JT: you're going

JT: and you have backstage passes

JT: so you're going to touch kim walker

JT: and get her signature

JT: and sing to her

JT: (audition on the spot)

Me: that was so wrong.

JT: are you practicing?

Me: keep going.

Me: na chill bro.

JT: well you should

Me: no practices.

Me: gotta be spirit led.

JT: lol. for the audition?

Me: THERE IS NO AUDITION

Me: i got front row seats.

Me: to the whole conference.

Me: wassssssap.

Me: I'ma be all up in Kim walkah's faaaayceee.

JT: nice.

JT: so we'll see you on tv

JT: with a sign that says

JT: "i love kim walker and i also love jesus"

Me: no signs, this is a conference.

Me: mad serious stuff.

JT: ok

JT: face paint

Me: WAT. no

Me: this is not a ducks game!!!!

Me: my goodness.

Me: you think everything has to do with ducks.

Me: and U of O.

Me: And green.

Me: and yellow

JT: and kony