Waittttt what happened between lando and Pierre I must have missed this!!
okay so this, anon, is the story of dubaigate. probs very poorly retold. you’ve been warned.
the year is 2020. the pandemmy is in full swing. a young lando norris and an (objectively) old pierre gasly are having a pissing contest. of course it’s over a woman because men are the most stupid species. so lando, after doing some of the worst instagram comment flirting the world has ever seen (see one of my prev. asks for receipts), decides that it would be very swag and very smart to go to dubai, mid pandemmy, to see her. pics of her and lando start circulating. pierre (at his big age) is also there. inchresting. bam. lando has covid. it seems for a hot sec like she’s in quarantine with lando but then bam she’s spotted with pierre… who then, double bam, also gets covid. iiiiinchresting. miss girl ends up picking pierre (lando was like 12 are we surprised). pierre and katerina (miss girls name) date. go on some holidays, she goes to qatar for the race (i think it was qatar idk it’s the middle of the night). meanwhile, lando and pierre have some very subtle things to say about eachother. lando says he does not like the number 10. pierre’s smiles a bit too hard when he’s told he finished ahead of lando specifically. nico rosberg even interfered at one point. i could go on. it was funny. some of the best driver on driver pathetic bitchyness i have witnessed. lando starts dating luisa. the gasman and katerina seemingly break up. suddenly, we are in the pando era. completely outta nowhere. sus. and now it appears that pierre is dating one of luisas friends who looks a suspicious amount like luisa and also katerina but ahem n e wayz
