#duarara

Mairu was shaking head to toe. The apartment she and Kururi were staying at was under renovation, and Izaya had agreed quickly to house them for a week or so. It was cute, how he claimed to be annoyed by his little twin sisters, but opened his life to them so easily.

Izaya: Holy crap.

Shizuo: No one can know about this, understood?

Izaya: Understood.

Mairu: Understood.

Flirting; According to Heiwajima Shizuo

Day 2: Gay Panic / Accidental Love Confessions / Coffee Shop AU

Words: 132

Rating: General Audiences/SFW

Tags: Shizaya Week 2021, Day 2, coffee shop au, accidental love confessions, drabble, izaya is smooth, shizuo is a hot mess, they're both stupid

@shizayasweek

The words are leaving Shizuo’s mouth before he can stop them.

“Ithinkyou’rereallypretty.”

Red burns his cheeks, his words an incoherent mess, and the handsome black-haired barista blinks back at him.

“Excuse me? I didn’t quite catch that?”

Oh thank fuck.

Shizuo picks up his to-go coffee, face beet red as he yells out, “I said I think you’re really shitty.”

The entire coffee shop turns and stares at his booming voice. The black-haired barista has a look of bemusement on his pretty shitty face.

Shizuo books it out of there.

It’s only once he’s run from Sunshine to Ikebukuro Station that he notices the scrawl on his coffee cup.

Call me sometime, xxx-xxx-xxx.

Ah I simply adore everything about this, what I would give to see the look on their faces when they find out they have the hots for twins.

Izaya would kick himself for not figuring it out sooner. I mean, he should’ve found out the second he met them. How could this have gone under his radar for so long? He’s beginning to think he’s losing his touch.

But now I think Izaya is just laughing about it, I mean what were the chances that he would fall in love with one twin, and Shizuo would fall for the other? He’s definitely had a few joyous rants about it. This has certainly been one of his funniest endeavours yet.

Shizuo is definitely pissed, not only does he have to deal with Izaya even more now, but he also has to deal with the fact that the sibling of the person he’s dating is dating Izaya. Why must fate be so cruel to him? Will he ever get that flea off his back? Fate says never I guess.

The first clue Izaya got was when he saw them walking in the city and decided to flirt with them… only for them to reject his advances, which was weird because they usually liked flirting. As if that wasn’t weird enough, then they full on threatened him. At first he just thought they were just having a bad day but when they confronted them about it later they don’t recall any of that happening.

The first clue Shizuo got was when he saw them with Izaya. I’m sure he’s warned them about that flea many times, so seeing them together would definitely make his blood boil. When he confronted them about it, they also don’t recall ever doing that.

It doesn’t take long for the twins to figure out what’s going on. They’ll definitely laugh about it for a bit before getting serious. I can totally imagine one twin wanting to come clean to both of them while the other is having too much fun messing with them.

They could only keep the secret going for a short time though, as fights between Shizuo and Izaya quickly escalated, it got pretty bad, if they didn’t come clean when they did someone definitely would’ve died.

It happened in the middle of one of their fights, one minute Shizuo was chasing Izaya down an alley (he almost caught him) and the next he’s seeing double of his s/o.

They were both shocked and intrigued at the realisation that they were dating a pair of twins, well Izaya was mostly intrigued and Shizuo was mostly shocked but they were both feeling kind of the same.

The day ended with a truce, they would stop trying to kill each other for as long as they were dating their s/o. (which may likely be for life)

Sometimes Shizuo and Izaya accidentally show up at their house at the same time to pick their s/o up on a date, those times don’t really end well.