#dst shitpost

Exam week plus artblock does wonders on a person

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING ROBERT WAGSTAFF GOD DAMN FOOL MACHINE MAKING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT CRYPTIC WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING ROBERT WAGSTAFF

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT ROBERT WAGSTAFF I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP MACHINES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said robert wagstaffs waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with robert wagstaff speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will i close DST i will delete my save files out of spite and have to replay the entire two games again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he makes machines but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of weird scifi and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a machine make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateRobertWagstaff

games not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his projects and I lost it

where the fuck is robert wagstaff if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch wagstaff and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final blueprint he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when wagstaff died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone