#ds talks

Mob and Verity designs droolsss

If you couldnt tell.. ive become obsessed with them…

These are MY designs that I drew!!!

To others, it is a low-maintenance unkempt hairstyle paying direct homage to the alternative kids of the 80s, with the business in the front, party left in the back.

But to me, having a mullet is a full time job.

It is a responsibility I bestowed upon myself and I’d consider the work it takes a burden at best, but the epic sheen of a perfectly styled mullet— not to mention the ridiculous amount of bitches on my arm every day— is worth the turmoil behind delicately placing every curl straight out of the shower.

There are many sacrifices made by the mullet-wearer in order to significantly impact the epicoolometer that gauges the surrounding environment. And let me tell you: blood, sweat and tears wouldn’t be enough to land a 9.5 on the mullet Richter.

Avoiding hairspray and sacrificing whatever lies in a good night’s sleep so that the luscious fingerwaves can bounce freely when I wake is worth the payout.

Frequently monitoring the degree at which the front tresses curl compared to the back throughout the day is compensating for the pareital workout I didn’t plan on, but that means that my brain is now as huge as my hair, if not larger.

Rolling out of bed with an unflattering ‘do and tucking the top under a baseball cap I found on my brother’s dresser (and thusly looking like a republican teen rather than the trans gay man I am) is a small price to pay for the privilege of saying why yes, of course. This is, in fact, a mullet. No, I will not say “yeeyee.”

Resorting to straightening and spiking the fluffy strands I know and love to be full of gyrating corkscrews when the Big Sexy Curls product fails me is a textbook moment of defeat, but I still look fucking sexy.

We thank everyone for their kind words and support on our posts!! We love all of our little Fishes and look forward to getting more requests when they open back up!!

Expect more request posts and please remember we are always grateful for your support and requests but we simply can not do them all. Thank you all for their kind words support on our posts, cya later! <3

im starting to think theres an ai that scans the internet for my typing style and deletes any account that im typing from. ive burnt through about 15 employees accounts this way its fucking pathetic. how will the masses learn about my new eau de nachoes in the works.

i could put up a billboard but that medium is washed the hell out. maybe i could just spray paint status updates on the underside of those road bridges like god intended. attach little sampler spritzers to the feet of pigeons and unleash them into the LA ecosystem. though the majority of the samples would probably fall into the hands of the homeless population and [DELETED BY MAKESHIFT PR TEAM OF ONE FUCKING GUY]