#drusselstein

and here we have our line-up! from left to right, we have neighbor kenny replacing baljeet, big black boots boris the bully replacing buford, roger replacing candace, grulinda replacing isabella, heinz replacing phineas, and (human) perry replacing ferb. it works i promise (i have thought about this way too much).

"Deja tu vo-lun-tad" AJKAJAJJA

And Perry:

And a lot of Drusselsteinians are wearing leather clothing.

Fun fact 1, if they look like lederhosen but they are not leather you are not allowed to call them lederhosen in many countries. (people do it anyway)

Notice how Heinz, in a couple of places, mentions “good evil and bad evil”? And, well, he’s right. Sort of. Which gave me a thought: what if Drusselsteinian German did have different words for the two?

Now, there are different words for “evil” in Standard German. There’s Böse, which apparently means “wickedness” but also “anger”, and comes from the same root as English “boast”. And then there’s Übel, which originally meant “sickness” it seems. But...this is Drusselstein. Doing evil seems to be a practiced profession over there, given the number of Doofenshmirtzes across history who’ve given in. (And don’t forget Dr. Phineastein!) And Drusselstein deserves fancier words than that for such integral concepts. (Plus, look at the monstrosity they turned out for “luck”–Glück versus Stinkelkrampen, anyone?)

So...kick it up a notch?

I give you Herschensuchenheit and Leuteblindheit! There’s “good evil”, the seeking of control over the world. Shaping things to your whim, knowing the intricate mechanisms of the world, charging ahead and seizing the day that you can better choke it into submission. And then there’s “bad evil”, where you simply don’t care about how others will be affected–they aren’t worthy of consideration beyond what you need at the moment.

Having both? That’s pure evil. But just being leuteblind makes you a jerk. Or a politician. (I’m watching you, Roger.) And just being herschensuchend makes you, well, a mad scientist. Not “bad evil”.

So, my question is: what the hell do I use this for?

You’ve got the Herschensuchenheit, Heinz, but try as you might you ain’t got that Leuteblindheit. Leave that to your stunt double.