#drunksongs

Of course the first thing the captain does is grab some beer and head on over to Sanpzu DrunkSongs! www.snapzu.com/i/CrookedTale/to/drunksongs 

#DrunkSongs

Steph:Blame it on the Alcohol.

Steph: Every Country song, every Irish song, every Scottish song. Boom. Done.

Sketch: Every song involving an accordion.

Steph: We can do better.

Sketch: Witchcraftbeer.

Sketch: Stagger This Way

Steph: Dirty Old Martini (the Pogues).

Sketch: I Dreamed a Dream of Irish Creams Gone By.

Steph: Funky Cold Medina.

Sketch: Jumpin’ Jack and Coke.

Steph: Jumpin’ Jack Daniels.

Sketch: Tom’s Diner. At 3:00AM.

Steph: Gin and Juice.

Sketch: What’s Going On... With My Car, I swear it was right-- Gina. Gina! GINA! Where are my… By 4 Actual Blondes.

Steph: HA!

Sketch: Guinness of Love by the Tom Tom Collins Club.

Steph: Well played.

Sketch: Thank you, love.

Sketch: I’ve Been Drinking About You.

Steph: I Was Mead for Loving You.

Sketch: Heeheehee.

Steph: I Hate Myself for Loving Ouzo.

Steph: Black Magic Hat Woman.

Steph: Goldschlagerdust Woman.

Steph: It’s T.G.I. Friday’s drink special, I’m in Love.

Sketch: Mary, Bloody Mary.

Sketch: I Want Your Sex On the Beach.

Sketch: This Used to Be My Playground. Now It’s My Bed.

Sketch: The Most Beautiful Girl In the World. After Five Beers.

Sketch: Kiss Me. C’mon, Just One, I--- oh, Hey, I Need to Sit Down A Minute, by Sixpack None the Richer.