#drunkshopping

So drunk me ordered a literal pallet of “cremated remains” shipping kits, so naturally I’m going to fill them with weird shit and leave them around town :) post suggestions below! #drunkshopping #crematedremains #holdmybeer #BrbGettingArrested (at Jesse Lindsay Productions) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM5SngYhkOJ/?igshid=hs8ep66ppdse

#drunkshopping on Amazon is apparently my new favorite pastime. This is one of the packages that arrived today. #dontjudgeme #favoritethings #dayoffvibes #mixology (at Santa Monica, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBmnglEpXp1/?igshid=1rqhbrffv6ui7

One of my favourite pieces, Tom Jones from his 1994 album “The Lead And How To Swing It”. Tom was in his mid-fifties. This print arrived at my place randomly one day, and after some research I discovered my mate Sarah sent it to me. When I rang to thank her, it took a moment for her to remember she’s sent it since it was a late night, boozy impulse buy. I keep it behind the couch and is featured in most of my video chats. . . #tomjones @realsirtomjones #theleadandhowtiswingit #ifyouonlyknew #random #drunkshopping #hulahoop #whatsinyourpants #quarantine #gallerywall (at Ditmas Park, Brooklyn) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAZOh8CjEbm/?igshid=2rm2o5v7gfhw

Or, perhaps, always buy a dog when you're drunk? 🍻#illtaketwoplease #drunkshopping #foals #horses #horseinsurance #horseworkshandlesit https://www.instagram.com/p/B9AGqoyBHbb/?igshid=1omor1jletl6u

How many #intoxicated #shoppers you think you can bring right to your #ecommerce door??? Even if you think this is not a real #segment it really is for sure, #DrunkShopping is a very interesting $45Bn #marketsegment in the #US only and you still not consider it? And there are more #unusual #marketsegments and just think about it, just think about #destructivehabits then you will just untap more, like #ChronicOvereaters or #ProblemDrinkers or #ObsessiveShoppers or many many more, #BehavioralScience is something that is really ingrained into #Marketing and #Sales nowadays and is part of the reason why we do what we do, why we buy what we buy and we still think we do it because we wanted to??? Everything is kind of #manipulated everything is driving you as a #Customer even before you know it, everything is carefully crafted to #influence you, your every next #shopping is #predicted before you even know it, as you as me are being #tracked at every single step of the road, and we still thing we still own our decision-making? That’s not totally true...just think about how influenced are you??? #DigitalWorld #Traceable #Influenced #Manipulationatitsbest (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwLWGNvBCpP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zvyi9l63egws

Online shoppers spend $48B per year while drunk!