#drunkasdicks

drunk-as-dicks:

“That would be great, baby. Thank you. Not feeling too hot today.”

   “ Yeah? Could’ve been the restaurant. I knew we would’ve been better going to our usual.” The Brit headed for the bathroom to see what he could dig out, thankful to find one of the pink bottles after only short while of searching. A quick check of the expiration date to make sure it was still good, and he was heading back for the other again.

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It’s pretty obvious Gavin was totally wasted by the time he got home from a night out with his boi. Honestly? He couldn’t even remember catching the taxi back. He couldn’t remember much of anything, but he still held a drunken grin as he caught sight of his fiance after somehow managing to work the front door open.

His steps were just a little off as he made his way over to him; his grin just seeming to grow dopier the second he was up close enough to interact with Geoff properly.

— Looking over to Geoff when he spoke up Burnie let out a sigh, raising a hand to run it through his hair slowly. He was just over thinking stuff. He was stressed and over worked and he just needed a break but that wasn’t possible when there was still stuff to do. 

drunk-as-dicks

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor - Geoff

forgets to run the dish washer - Kari

pumps gas for the car - Geoff

drives when they’re going somewhere - Both, they switch off

rearranges the furniture - Geoff does the actual moving of it, but Kari is always the one who directs it

falls asleep with the TV on - Both

gets to use the bathroom first - Geoff, because he doesn’t take as long

decides the temperature for the ac/heater - Kari, she’s incredibly sensitive about

sets up holiday decorations - It’s another case of Geoff doing the actual work, but Kari directing it

leaves the lights on - Kari

uses the bathroom with the door open - Neither

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"Or maybe this is just the universe's way of telling us we're rubbish at baking cakes, and both us and our kitchen'll be better off if we get professionals to do all this toss for us." To be fair, it wasn't entirely their fault things'd gone horribly wrong. Their mixer must've been broken for it to be over-powered to the point where a large area of the room was now caked (pun intended) in the sticky mixture. They'd set it to the same level as the people on tv, hadn't they?

A sheepish grin formed on the Brit's face as he reached up a finger to wipe a stripe of batter off his fiance's cheek, before sticking the digit into his gob and giving it a taste.